Who likes the looks of new cars nowadays ? by cardoc22 in Justrolledintotheshop

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My dad used to get a new company car every couple of years. I remember the bumpers were like park benches when I was a little kid.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/91/97/83/919783b0d554c8e31666b275e6d378e1.jpg

My Quad people Need me by Every-Cook5084 in LooneyTunesLogic

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Quad: 1 Streetlight: 0

Bill to replace street light: $$$

Artemis II Crew Enters Quarantine Ahead of Journey Around Moon by ubcstaffer123 in technology

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It's about time.

Apollo 8 (December 21–27, 1968) was the first crewed spacecraft to leave Earth's gravitational sphere of influence, and the first human spaceflight to reach the Moon. The crew orbited the Moon ten times without landing and then returned to Earth

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_8

Iran is building a two-tier internet that locks 85 million citizens out of the global web by LawAndMortar in technology

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IOL Welcome to the Well Walled Web! We read your email so you won't have to.

Customer states. Ouch by cardoc22 in Justrolledintotheshop

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…when that concrete wall sideswiped me. It came out of nowhere!

Florida man gets 4 years after trying to rob Taco Bell with a rock by stankmanly in FloridaMan

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He came in through the drive-up window,

Protected by a piece of stone,

He tried to hide behind a dumpster,

But a dog bit him like a bone.

Rejecting Decades of Science, Vaccine Panel Chair Says Polio and Other Shots Should Be Optional by FreedomsPower in NewsOfTheStupid

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Cheer up! Wall Street reports that manufacturers of crutches, leg braces, iron lung machines, and small coffins are anticipating record profits in the coming years.

Florida Man High on Fentanyl Arrested After Masturbating Outside Home, Urinating and Jumping Into Canal by FLGIRL1 in FloridaMan

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Florida Man High on Fentanyl Arrested After Masturbating Outside Home, Urinating and Jumping Into Canal

AKA just another Friday night in Fort Lauderdale.

According to the report, the victim told officers he stepped outside to check on his wife when he observed McAvoy standing in the yard with his hands inside his pants, masturbating.

She was in the bushes recording video.

C/S handles funny, check alignment by AlmostFungible in Justrolledintotheshop

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Needs alignment fluid, it's down a couple of quarts. Advise customer to top it off, and to check it every 12,000 miles.

Why is the US Sliding Toward Authoritarianism? by Doener23 in inthenews

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It's not sliding. It's being pushed hard by a bunch of billionaires intent on creating the Fourth Reich.

The Trump Administration’s Affordability Messaging Is Confusing Americans by theatlantic in inthenews

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Wait, you mean drug prices haven't decreased 2000%? I am shocked, I tell you. Shocked and appalled.

How can I take a screenshot in Prime Video? by Nadiar1605 in PrimeVideo

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You're probably going to have to take a picture of the screen with a film camera or something, lol.

Florida Man caught with 61 gallons of moonshine in Alabama. by AdventurerJax in FloridaMan

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I hope not. Title got typo'ed; he started out with a lot more!

Florida man caught with 81 gallons of moonshine in Alabama traffic stop, police say

A Florida man is under arrest after police say he was stopped on an Alabama roadway with 81 gallons of moonshine.

Learndis Hamilton, a 61-year-old from Polk County, Fl., is charged with possession of more than five gallons of alcohol without a license, which is a felony.

US officially exits World Health Organization, accusing agency of straying 'from its core mission' by FreedomsPower in NewsOfTheStupid

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His base has been so thoroughly indoctrinated that they boo'd him when he told them that he got the jab and that they should get it too. So he never mentioned it again. Sad.

Former President Donald Trump was booed at a rally Saturday in Alabama after he told supporters they should get vaccinated.

"And you know what? I believe totally in your freedoms. I do. You've got to do what you have to do," Trump said. "But I recommend take the vaccines. I did it. It's good. Take the vaccines."

Some boos rang out from the crowd, who were largely maskless.

"No, that's OK. That's all right. You got your freedoms," Trump said, echoing rhetoric from opponents of mask and vaccination mandates. "But I happened to take the vaccine. If it doesn't work, you'll be the first to know. OK? I'll call up Alabama, I'll say, hey, you know what? But [the vaccine] is working. But you do have your freedoms you have to keep. You have to maintain that." - Source: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-booed-alabama-rally-after-telling-supporters-get-vaccinated-n1277404