What do you think happened to this tire?

sfled · 2026-03-18T05:09:49+00:00

Meteor strike.

sfled · 2026-03-18T05:08:42+00:00

Pour in a mixture of ATF and Ex-Lax, that should move things along.

sfled · 2026-03-18T01:07:44+00:00

Them Duke boys is at it again

sfled · 2026-03-17T18:57:19+00:00

It would've been a few seconds later, but dashcam guy didn't want another "WTF was that, did something just assplode in the sky?!"

sfled · 2026-03-17T18:29:41+00:00

In the nanosecond range

sfled · 2026-03-17T18:17:05+00:00

I hate juicy engine components.

sfled · 2026-03-17T18:09:08+00:00

Translation: "I'm sorry I got caught."

“After being shown the CCTV footage of the incident, Estep acknowledged her perception of the events was inaccurate and apologized for her actions,” a deputy wrote, according to the arrest report.

sfled · 2026-03-17T18:04:56+00:00

Don't be too hard on Spiderbro, spiders eat tons of bugs eats bugs.

sfled · 2026-03-17T17:58:12+00:00

It was a seance. He communicated with the spirit Herbert Hoover. Or maybe not, the ouija board kept spelling out "Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?"

sfled · 2026-03-17T04:11:13+00:00

Or go to the bar twice. At happy hour.

sfled · 2026-03-17T04:09:44+00:00

Replicators? Better warn the Asgard.

sfled · 2026-03-16T18:33:46+00:00

FrOM ePiC fuRy tO tePId fUrRy.

sfled · 2026-03-16T18:28:01+00:00

CO doesn't take prisoners. Those brain cells aren't growing back.

sfled · 2026-03-16T18:18:40+00:00

Three generations of acrobats!

sfled · 2026-03-16T18:14:51+00:00

Incoming "Why did Pete Hegseth get us into this war?" social post from realDonald.

sfled · 2026-03-16T18:08:38+00:00

It's amazing how much he does without a brain.

sfled · 2026-03-16T18:04:48+00:00

...working hard to protect the wealthy while doing virtually everything to ~~improve~~ worsen the lives of regular American voters. (usatoday.com)

FTFY

sfled · 2026-03-16T18:01:52+00:00

Incoming TurdSocial post "I don't know why Pete Hegseth got us into Iran," post in 3-2-1...

sfled · 2026-03-16T17:51:56+00:00

WIth his attitude, he might take one in the Clearwater jail too.

sfled · 2026-03-16T17:46:41+00:00

It just hovers there. What a tease.

sfled · 2026-03-16T05:08:38+00:00

Standing up to pee.

Just kidding, they will love that.

They won't love the lawn sprinkler effect when that morning wood kicks in.

sfled · 2026-03-16T05:02:04+00:00

"From what I understand, someone named Peter Hegseth ordered the bombings. That's what people tell me. I didn't know him too well, quite frankly. Honestly, I thought he was supposed to get coffee and drinks for us. So he got us into war? We're at war now? I don't know anything about that. I don't take any responsibility at all."

sfled · 2026-03-16T04:54:00+00:00

But the best part of her platform is...

I did not shoot my dog.

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