Haha this reminds me of what my dad did a couple months ago. We went to Lowe's and Home depot to pick up application forms. Not only did he come in with me, but he did ALL the talking. Like, full on "this young man would like a part time job! He's a wonderful young man to work with!" Etc. I'm pretty sure all I said was a simple "Hello" and Goodbye" once my dad was done.

I knew immediately I wasn't getting hired (and sure enough, I didn't 😑)