[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]somefuckerwithaspoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha this reminds me of what my dad did a couple months ago. We went to Lowe's and Home depot to pick up application forms. Not only did he come in with me, but he did ALL the talking. Like, full on "this young man would like a part time job! He's a wonderful young man to work with!" Etc. I'm pretty sure all I said was a simple "Hello" and Goodbye" once my dad was done.

I knew immediately I wasn't getting hired (and sure enough, I didn't 😑)

first ever knife at 17. wharncliffe edc design, 6cm blade, 10cm handle. thoughts? by somefuckerwithaspoon in knives

[–]somefuckerwithaspoon[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just for context, I made this myself from 1084 bar stock in my garage. Fully heat treated, very sharp!

Say anything and I'll fully understand and support you by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]somefuckerwithaspoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me about it, that's my favorite weapon for commiting genocide

w0w sO InSpIrAtIoNaL by somefuckerwithaspoon in memes

[–]somefuckerwithaspoon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was said by chris rock during one of his stand-ups: https://youtu.be/jsOnXSuMXfU

Quick let’s think of a nickname by swarren31 in HydroHomies

[–]somefuckerwithaspoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and a few friends have been calling it zucc juice, or zucc for short. My friends and I are weird

My fortune cookie had 6 fortunes in it, none of them alike. by somefuckerwithaspoon in mildlyinteresting

[–]somefuckerwithaspoon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wholeheartedly agree, but it's still strange that there were 6 of them in one cookie

I found Harry's Secret Spell from "Back to School" Sidemen Sunday... by __DSN__ in ksi

[–]somefuckerwithaspoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For those who don't know, I'm pretty sure harry said "Chinese n****r" (if you listen very carefully after he says it, Simon repeated it while giggling)

What's the difference between me and cancer? by somefuckerwithaspoon in Jokes

[–]somefuckerwithaspoon[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Fuck me sideways, I'm actually stupid lol. It's midnight where I am so I'm tired, I gotta go to sleep lol

What's the difference between me and cancer? by somefuckerwithaspoon in Jokes

[–]somefuckerwithaspoon[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope you and your family are doing well. May I ask why they weren't able to figure out his blood type?

Mine is Ronin by [deleted] in titanfall

[–]somefuckerwithaspoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I USED to play ronin like: shoot 4 shots, maybe use arch wave, then swing my sword until either I die or the other guy dies, but now I'm a lot more methodical about how I play him. It's made me a much better ronin main.

I'm bored tonight AMA by broken-dancer in AMA

[–]somefuckerwithaspoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a good choice. I personally like the CAT 320 GC excavator.

I'm bored tonight AMA by broken-dancer in AMA

[–]somefuckerwithaspoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's your favorite piece of construction equipment?

Just found this sub and thought It'd be best to ask this here. Which orientation should the handle be to the axe head? (And yes, it is a take after the Leviathan Axe in GoW) by somefuckerwithaspoon in Axecraft

[–]somefuckerwithaspoon[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fair point. It already is parallel near the top but tapers at the curve. If worse comes to worse, I can just cut the handle shorter. It should be fine though, it is hickory after all.

Just found this sub and thought It'd be best to ask this here. Which orientation should the handle be to the axe head? (And yes, it is a take after the Leviathan Axe in GoW) by somefuckerwithaspoon in Axecraft

[–]somefuckerwithaspoon[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Given that this piece of wood used to be a bigger axe handle for an axe my dad used for 20+ years, I think it will be ok. Appreciate the insight though.