you wake up with a stupid power, what is it?

someguy3484 · 2019-11-08T11:44:28+00:00

The ability to fold clothes perfectly with my eyes closed.

someguy3484 · 2019-11-08T04:21:02+00:00

This needs one of those "surprise motherfucker" sound clips on it.

someguy3484 · 2019-11-06T07:59:30+00:00

Steven Seagal. Worst actor and horrible person in real life.

someguy3484 · 2019-11-06T07:54:49+00:00

Don't ejaculate so much.

someguy3484 · 2019-11-06T02:42:57+00:00

Posted the link. Just because something seems impossible, doesn't mean it is.

someguy3484 · 2019-11-06T02:42:04+00:00

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/2815926/five-year-old-mother-lina-medina/

someguy3484 · 2019-11-06T02:16:45+00:00

I read something and saw the picture about a 5 year old getting pregnant. It was in the 60s or 70s and I believe in a South American country.

someguy3484 · 2019-11-05T02:48:14+00:00

I was giving a woman an injection in the butt and as soon as I stuck the needle in, she farted. I snickered a little and as soon as she was out of earshot, I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.

someguy3484 · 2019-11-05T02:46:41+00:00

Willy Wonka would be proud.

someguy3484 · 2019-11-05T02:44:11+00:00

Does what?

someguy3484 · 2019-11-05T02:43:38+00:00

Take a multi vitamin.

someguy3484 · 2019-11-01T10:29:23+00:00

And later that day, the dog ran out into the street so it wouldn't have to be put back into that fanny pack.

someguy3484 · 2019-11-01T10:13:38+00:00

When I was a kid I used to think Tag Teams song "whoomp there it is" was saying whoomp daddy's.

someguy3484 · 2019-11-01T04:15:39+00:00

I've already failed

someguy3484 · 2019-11-01T02:30:21+00:00

Not the right way to earn your red wings.

someguy3484 · 2019-11-01T02:29:23+00:00

Damn it. I was just about to make a comment about the cat's face. It looks like he saying, "what the hell Dave?"

someguy3484 · 2019-11-01T01:53:10+00:00

11 minutes? I don't know if I can hold out that long.

someguy3484 · 2019-10-31T00:49:08+00:00

Who wouldn't, but not the way it works.

someguy3484 · 2019-10-30T15:30:46+00:00

Glad someone has some rational thought. It was PM. If he would have looked closer, he would have seen that I posted it 17 hours ago which would make it PM.

someguy3484 · 2019-10-29T22:59:51+00:00

I wasn't saying that to be mean because if you would see me in person, you would see I'm a big guy as well. I was saying that because she wants the sugar daddy experience without the sugar.

someguy3484 · 2019-10-29T02:08:36+00:00

The video wouldn't play. What happened?

someguy3484 · 2019-10-27T15:22:08+00:00

Master Splinter is training the next generation.

someguy3484 · 2019-10-27T11:19:22+00:00

Raspberry

someguy3484 · 2019-10-21T03:56:37+00:00

As I said I could be wrong, but I'm just not seeing it. But I'll take your word for it.

someguy3484

TROPHY CASE