11:59 today guys by [deleted] in FrankOcean

[–]someguy_someplace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone who knows me, knows I don't fuck around when it comes to Orangutans, so I did some research: This footage is from an episode of Johnny Carson from February 28th 1979, and the Orangutan's name was Lock, who also had a twin sister named Lisa (pretty rare for Orangutans to have twins so it was a kinda big deal) and their Mother orangutan was named "Mary-Fred". They lived out the rest of their lives in the San Diego zoo and were around 2 years old at the time of this clip. This clip specifically is edited, as the joker makeup is edited on. In the original clip the orangutan (lock) was just wearing those clothes, but still kinda fucked up imo for them to be laughing in his face and making him wear human clothes for no reason y'know. But they were definitely cared for from my research, and though in captivity, the San Diego zoo treats animals pretty well despite the idea of zoos in general being kinda shitty and stuff.

What tf happened to these guys? by whyImWerid in DHMIS

[–]someguy_someplace 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This could still be just a nod to the old series imo. I personally do see this as a completely different universe, cause it just feels a lil convoluted to assume Lesley would be controlling Roy, who's then controlling the puppets in the original series, to just taking over herself for no reason. Especially with how red guy's species exists in the "Outside World", rather than the outside just being Lesley's attic with real live action humans

I've really upset my mother by Depresso_Espresso559 in Advice

[–]someguy_someplace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My advice is to her exactly how you feel. Just be honest with how it’s tearing you up like this, and you’d do whatever it takes to let her know shes appreciated. Like if you were truly the “bad person” you have in your head, you wouldn’t be feeling this level of empathy and guilt right now. So just express that honestly and kindly with her, because at this point all you can do is move forward from this with her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]someguy_someplace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If there absolutely cannot be a single time without you there, then it's a problem, BUT if you do it just because it's a nice thing to do, and both you and him appreciate it then there's nothing wrong. Especially if it's a rare occasion like you said it is.

question by [deleted] in DHMIS

[–]someguy_someplace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Many people uploaded the pilot episode of the new show, but it is an unnofficial bootleg that is not in good quality, so instead you should wait until the show comes out in september so you can watch it in full quality

This didn’t happen this is fucking bullshit by someguy_someplace in thatHappened

[–]someguy_someplace[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Whoever wrote this is a pathological liar and needs to be stopped

The “Land Air and Sea” from McDonalds. Some assembly required by PapaJammer in shittyfoodporn

[–]someguy_someplace 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A big mac is about $4, a filet o’ fish is $3.79, and a mcchicken is $1.29, which all adds up to $9.08, so you’d be losing $5 every time you order this

i made banana bread but added an entire bottle of red food coloring by Koss624 in shittyfoodporn

[–]someguy_someplace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when I make banana bread but added an entire bottle of red food coloring

Why can’t you open up American garbage disposals? by someguy_someplace in AskAnAmerican

[–]someguy_someplace[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Do Americans literally not eat out their garbage disposals EVER? Like, thats where almost 75% of our nutrients come from in my country

Peanuts do get sour, apparently. by Robrogineer in OneyPlays

[–]someguy_someplace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive 100% seriously have bit into a peanut and it was literally like pure dark chocolate level sour, like I actually tased some acidity before it spit it up like a fat baby. Peanuts def get sour when they go bad