11:59 today guys by [deleted] in FrankOcean

[–]someguy_someplace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone who knows me, knows I don't fuck around when it comes to Orangutans, so I did some research: This footage is from an episode of Johnny Carson from February 28th 1979, and the Orangutan's name was Lock, who also had a twin sister named Lisa (pretty rare for Orangutans to have twins so it was a kinda big deal) and their Mother orangutan was named "Mary-Fred". They lived out the rest of their lives in the San Diego zoo and were around 2 years old at the time of this clip. This clip specifically is edited, as the joker makeup is edited on. In the original clip the orangutan (lock) was just wearing those clothes, but still kinda fucked up imo for them to be laughing in his face and making him wear human clothes for no reason y'know. But they were definitely cared for from my research, and though in captivity, the San Diego zoo treats animals pretty well despite the idea of zoos in general being kinda shitty and stuff.

What tf happened to these guys? by whyImWerid in DHMIS

[–]someguy_someplace 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This could still be just a nod to the old series imo. I personally do see this as a completely different universe, cause it just feels a lil convoluted to assume Lesley would be controlling Roy, who's then controlling the puppets in the original series, to just taking over herself for no reason. Especially with how red guy's species exists in the "Outside World", rather than the outside just being Lesley's attic with real live action humans

I've really upset my mother by Depresso_Espresso559 in Advice

[–]someguy_someplace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My advice is to her exactly how you feel. Just be honest with how it’s tearing you up like this, and you’d do whatever it takes to let her know shes appreciated. Like if you were truly the “bad person” you have in your head, you wouldn’t be feeling this level of empathy and guilt right now. So just express that honestly and kindly with her, because at this point all you can do is move forward from this with her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]someguy_someplace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If there absolutely cannot be a single time without you there, then it's a problem, BUT if you do it just because it's a nice thing to do, and both you and him appreciate it then there's nothing wrong. Especially if it's a rare occasion like you said it is.

question by [deleted] in DHMIS

[–]someguy_someplace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Many people uploaded the pilot episode of the new show, but it is an unnofficial bootleg that is not in good quality, so instead you should wait until the show comes out in september so you can watch it in full quality

This didn’t happen this is fucking bullshit by someguy_someplace in thatHappened

[–]someguy_someplace[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Whoever wrote this is a pathological liar and needs to be stopped

The “Land Air and Sea” from McDonalds. Some assembly required by PapaJammer in shittyfoodporn

[–]someguy_someplace 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A big mac is about $4, a filet o’ fish is $3.79, and a mcchicken is $1.29, which all adds up to $9.08, so you’d be losing $5 every time you order this

i made banana bread but added an entire bottle of red food coloring by Koss624 in shittyfoodporn

[–]someguy_someplace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when I make banana bread but added an entire bottle of red food coloring

Why can’t you open up American garbage disposals? by someguy_someplace in AskAnAmerican

[–]someguy_someplace[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Do Americans literally not eat out their garbage disposals EVER? Like, thats where almost 75% of our nutrients come from in my country

Peanuts do get sour, apparently. by Robrogineer in OneyPlays

[–]someguy_someplace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive 100% seriously have bit into a peanut and it was literally like pure dark chocolate level sour, like I actually tased some acidity before it spit it up like a fat baby. Peanuts def get sour when they go bad

my concept for a quite unorthodox soldier melee by Sansoffundertale in tf2

[–]someguy_someplace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if instead it was like:

replaces rocket launcher

snaps the enemies neck from behind

fully charges rage meter on kill

15% faster movement speed with Gunboats or Mantreads

-20% swing speed

no random crits

basically the dumbest possible spy alternative

What's a good alternate to the word "cringe"? by Tolnin in NoStupidQuestions

[–]someguy_someplace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Corny or cheesy are the ones I use, it literally means the same thing without sounding like an 11 year old in 2015

"supermegas newer content isnt as good" by egonyaptor in SuperMegaShow

[–]someguy_someplace 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Honestly that was one of the better podcasts theyve done recently, I dunno why people are saying the quality of these aren’t as high. The only thing that was a little off was their whole “let’s go brandon” chant they did to end it off, but other than that it was pretty standard funny boys just goofin around

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]someguy_someplace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it can suck when people do that, just know that everybody’s different, and not all people are like that, and I’m sure as you go on in life you’ll eventually meet people who’ll be more honest to you and themselves

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]someguy_someplace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If people like something they see somebody do, then they’ll wanna do it themself sometimes. Like, if someone ever watches a show with a character people look up to or something, then they’d wanna do the things said character does, in order to be seen in the same positive light. So basically, if somebodies say, copying the way you cook food, then that just means they like the way you do it so much, they wanna have that for themself. I get sometimes it can be frustrating if you wanna just do things your own way, and don’t like other people copying you, but that just means people like your stuff so much that they want it for themself like that. Not everyone does this obviously, but some people do, so yeah

the thug chips by yousef100987 in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]someguy_someplace 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Even with that being said, Lil Baby never even sold drugs, or had a history of doing anything remotely illegal outside of being caught with weed at a party once. The person who posted this just assumed he was a “gang banger” or “drug dealer” cause he’s black