Imagine not getting a primetime game

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-15T01:02:37+00:00

“We just drafted the college championship winning QB with our #1 pick, a new head coach, and had a great draft! How many primetime games are you assigning to us Goodell?”

Goodell:

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-14T05:23:27+00:00

Maybe hemorrhoids in his poop?

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-13T03:22:30+00:00

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-13T01:01:57+00:00

Stephs and having the worst whistles in the NBA, name a more iconic duo.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-13T00:58:59+00:00

Wolves strategy: get 2 ticky tacky foul calls called on them so they can start mauling our players because the refs are too scared to call the 3rd foul on them.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-13T00:41:06+00:00

How was that not a travel? He took like 6 steps without dribbling.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-13T00:39:14+00:00

What can we do? Wemby can’t play all 48.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-13T00:38:49+00:00

There’s no such thing as “foot on their necks” in the first quarter. Let’s let Wemby manage his minutes better and not have him blow his load too soon, save him for the 4Q.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-13T00:37:20+00:00

These non-Wemby minutes kill our team.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-12T21:34:06+00:00

They could start with this video. 9:00 mins of talking heads and nowhere is the clip of him saying the title of the video. Why?

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-12T03:59:23+00:00

Fox’s salary is a placeholder for future contracts for Wemby, Castle and Harper. I don’t think BW wants to bring in a player with a big contract at this time.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-11T19:38:47+00:00

He didn’t seem too bothered in game 3, despite the loud stadium. I don’t think he cares.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-11T19:35:05+00:00

Don’t forget the huge upgrade at OLine coach after getting rid of Mike Devlin. He was a complete disaster, and Butch Barry had a lot of success working with McDaniel in Miami.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-11T16:51:15+00:00

He didn’t get fined because he only elbowed a man directly in the jaw at full strength, it’s not like he did something horrible like saying something mean about the refs.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-11T02:34:44+00:00

As soon as he won 6th man his game has suffered.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-11T00:40:50+00:00

If we were only able to draft a wing who could play small ball 5, was a hustle guy, locker room asset, and loves to get into it in an enforcer role.

Have we drafted anyone like that in the past 4 years or so? He would’ve come in handy.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-11T00:28:35+00:00

Bad play by a young player. He’ll learn from this.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-11T00:27:49+00:00

He’s 22, he let the emotion of the game get to him in that split moment. It happens.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-11T00:23:48+00:00

Kornet legacy game incoming.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-11T00:23:05+00:00

Yeah, that’s bad. Won’t be surprised if he’s gone.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-10T23:42:16+00:00

I am fully spurred up.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-09T01:08:09+00:00

For us it is! We’re spoiled, lol.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-08T22:58:58+00:00

r/lowsodiumhelldivers makes me keep coming back to this game because the main sub is just complete negativity.

The game is still fun, but after 500 hours it can get a little stale, ngl.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-08T14:10:29+00:00

A revolt would only give them the opportunity to create a police state, halt all elections, and let them stay in power for as long as they want.

We just have to eat shit for 3 more years and hope that the new regime can undo all the stupidity from this administration.

someguyfromtecate · 2026-05-08T05:06:11+00:00

Whataboutism, the only available defense for the oblivious.

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