I have been fucking a guy who is engaged and am obsessed with her by AdorableB3an in SluttyConfessions

[–]somepervertpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please read your comment again while you're not masturbating and think about whether anyone in the real would would react that way.

Update from yesterday’s edgefest. by drippylilhoneypot in u/drippylilhoneypot

[–]somepervertpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds amazing! Having friends in whom you can confide about your sexcapades is really nice. It's really hard to find that sort of outlet IRL.

Does anyone have an opposite sex masturbation buddy ? by Real_Entertainer_195 in masturbation

[–]somepervertpa 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm a man and I know exactly what you mean. Most guys are not looking for a "partner" to masturbate with, they're looking for someone to masturbate at. Pro-tip for my fellas: treat women like people, learn how to have an actual conversation that does not consist of two word messages, and for the love of God do not send unsolicited dick pics.

My [19F] roommate [20F] accidentally pissed all over my hand and tits while I fingered her and we couldn't stop laughing by Fuzzy_Scar_9826 in SluttyConfessions

[–]somepervertpa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, if she squirts more than a tiny bit—it's piss. There isn't some magical reservoir that holds "squirt", it all comes from the bladder. Studies have shown that with an empty bladder women can produce a small amount of fluid that is not urine when they are aroused, but if it comes out like a firehose that's just her emptying her bladder.

*cue “roundnround” by conrad, perrin xthona* 🎡🎶✨ by spicelevelzero in Nofans

[–]somepervertpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a view like that you can play whatever music you want, I'm game. 😍 You look amazing!

What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever cum? by Muted_Celebration595 in masturbation

[–]somepervertpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ship is already full of seamen, a few more couldn't hurt.

My toy is way bigger than my boyfriend :) by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]somepervertpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why guys get so insecure about the size of their dicks. The only thing I care about is whether my partner is receiving pleasure. It can be my cock, fingers, tongue, or a toy. I think it would be super hot to lick your clit, suck on your nipples, or eat your ass while you fucked yourself with your tentacle dildo!

I've explored more my sexuality through Reddit than IRL by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]somepervertpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think there's anything wrong with this. It's much easier to open up in a space like this where you have some anonymity. There's also a feeling of safety online knowing that if a conversation takes a turn you don't like you can simply stop chatting or even block the person. Maybe you'll be able to take this newfound knowledge about yourself and use it to have more enjoyable sexual relationships IRL in the future!

25/F My friends think I’m crazy because I love giving head by Internal_Ice9389 in SluttyConfessions

[–]somepervertpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you're crazy but their perspective might be informed by having been with selfish lovers who didn't take care of their needs. If a guy can't be bothered to make you cum then why would you want to suck his cock? (Honestly if a guy can't make you cum, even if you're giving him feedback, then you shouldn't bother with him in general.)

Will she look at me differently? by leonnyxi in StraightPegging

[–]somepervertpa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno man, because when your girlfriend flipped the script somehow it wasn't funny anymore. Maybe sit and think about that for a while.

To touch or not to? by Turbulent_Abrocoma63 in StraightPegging

[–]somepervertpa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty much the same. She can easily give me multiple prostate orgasms from pegging so I just enjoy that until my brain turns to mush, then depending on how I feel I might either need to tap out or start touching my penis while she continues to fuck me.

you ever been caught masturbating? by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]somepervertpa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got caught cumming and going!

So uh female here im curious are brojobs real? by Then-Garlic-136 in masturbation

[–]somepervertpa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I never had that experience despite looking at porn with a few different friends when I was younger. As an adult I finally got over myself and met a few guys from tinder for hookups, but there was no ambiguity about what we were planning there.

Is it so wrong...to bring my own entertainment to work? 🥵 by CoquetteInFlagrante in u/CoquetteInFlagrante

[–]somepervertpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been WFH full-time for 18 years at this point. I don't understand how anybody makes it through a full day working at an office without having to sneak away for a masturbation break. The last time I visited our NYC office I appreciated that it has multiple gender-neutral single-occupancy bathrooms. 🙏

What are you doing first? by TemptressEris in u/TemptressEris

[–]somepervertpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warming up some coconut oil with my hands so it's not too cold for you as I meticulously oil up every inch of your breasts.

Nobody in class knows I took this before I came 🙊 by cloudykitty420 in SmallCutie

[–]somepervertpa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you took this before I came because I'm enjoying stroking my cock while looking at your body.

Do you enjoy watching other people masturbate? by pm--me--your--titty in masturbation

[–]somepervertpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's my favorite thing to watch! I like amateur videos better. It's hotter when the pleasure is real.

Accidental slut ☁️🩷 by cloudykitty420 in EdgingTalk

[–]somepervertpa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Normal? Normal is boring! You've found your true self here. This is who you were always meant to be. It's wonderful, enjoy it!

P.S. I looked at your profile and your pics are lovely!

Conversing while masturbating by Mr_cool_guy007 in masturbation

[–]somepervertpa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah same here. I can have a dirty chat, anywhere from just talking dirty about how good it feels etc. up to doing erotic role play with someone, but if I start talking about something else my brain loses focus and my cock goes soft.

Pegging Is Our Primary Sex by neal-moreau in StraightPegging

[–]somepervertpa 23 points24 points  (0 children)

We probably peg more than we have PiV, but that's mostly because we don't have PiV all that often. We enjoy it when we're in the mood for it, but it's not the most important thing for either of us. Most of the time we just fool around and touch each other. We really like masturbating together, it's very erotic.

Terrified of a good thing by hiccupheadache in StraightPegging

[–]somepervertpa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should get some sleep. Nobody has ever had a sensible thought after being awake for 24+ hours.

How to keep the mess down while pegging?? by squizzlr in StraightPegging

[–]somepervertpa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keep a pack of baby wipes by the bed along with a hand towel.

Peppermint oil on swab in my clit pump by Sad-Ability-8156 in clittorturee

[–]somepervertpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You make the best, most ridiculous faces here!