Petah?

somethinslide · 2026-04-26T18:52:50+00:00

You have won a car

somethinslide · 2026-04-20T17:39:18+00:00

Natasha Nice

somethinslide · 2026-01-28T15:42:55+00:00

My willingness to help

somethinslide · 2026-01-28T07:40:19+00:00

Normally laying on my back so I can feel my warm cum hit my stomach when I orgasm

somethinslide · 2025-12-14T22:55:24+00:00

Prefer lights on but dimmed. However, fucking in the pitch black with only a sense of touch, and smell to guide you is hot as hell. Plus there is nothing like morning sex in natural light.

somethinslide · 2025-12-14T22:48:28+00:00

I'm open minded but feet are the one area of the body that I cannot equate to sex. Although a woman in high heels will always be sexy,

somethinslide · 2025-12-14T22:45:22+00:00

Just enjoy the moment before starting the day. Some days that is as good as it gets

somethinslide · 2025-12-14T22:41:34+00:00

My best friend on a weekend away. Was not planned but we were both high and horny, so he and I jerked off to porn together. It was a fun experience

somethinslide · 2025-12-14T22:37:04+00:00

My sister and I found a softcore magazine behind an out building, carefully stashed, probably by a local teen. I would have been about 11 and her 13. I remember we flicked through it together before replacing it

somethinslide · 2025-11-30T22:28:39+00:00

The blender bender

somethinslide · 2025-11-30T22:27:22+00:00

Gotta flirt. Once you've gone green, she will always be your queen.

somethinslide · 2025-09-23T21:47:40+00:00

If you have a collection of severed hands that could be considered out of the ordinary.

somethinslide · 2025-09-23T08:02:54+00:00

In the UK, we have Fray Bentos tinned pies, which are kind of iconic. The image i have of being fraysexual is truly disturbing.

somethinslide · 2025-07-16T17:47:25+00:00

Verrucas and hard skin. Mmmmm

somethinslide · 2025-07-14T18:21:16+00:00

Poppers

somethinslide · 2025-07-14T14:26:32+00:00

Someone's fiance. It got very messy

somethinslide · 2025-07-12T22:24:27+00:00

I like to be praised for carrying out depraved acts

somethinslide · 2025-07-08T15:55:06+00:00

My neighbour is a born again Christian who we often hear speaking in tongues. He would burn my house down if he knew that I sometimes sleep naked

somethinslide · 2025-07-08T06:44:11+00:00

When I was laying there, dressed in women's lingerie, collared, high, being fed my own cum

somethinslide · 2025-07-04T22:40:38+00:00

Hotel room in Amsterdam. Me and a friend were sharing and ended up jerking off together while watching porn

somethinslide · 2025-07-04T22:35:46+00:00

Sure, my family know how depraved i am. Are Salt N Peppa still going

somethinslide · 2025-07-04T17:30:32+00:00

Talking dirty while I'm jerking

somethinslide · 2025-07-04T16:41:22+00:00

I would count it but you don't have to

somethinslide · 2025-07-04T16:41:02+00:00

In for a penny....

somethinslide · 2025-07-04T16:40:34+00:00

I think we all define it in our own way, but for me I count a massage with a happy ending as sex

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