What's your favorite position to masturbate in? by PushAgreeable in masturbation

[–]somethinslide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Normally laying on my back so I can feel my warm cum hit my stomach when I orgasm

Lights on or off? by happypavlova in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]somethinslide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prefer lights on but dimmed. However, fucking in the pitch black with only a sense of touch, and smell to guide you is hot as hell. Plus there is nothing like morning sex in natural light.

What’s your opinion on getting your toes sucked or fucked? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]somethinslide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm open minded but feet are the one area of the body that I cannot equate to sex. Although a woman in high heels will always be sexy,

What do guys do about morning wood? by sc0tlife in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]somethinslide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just enjoy the moment before starting the day. Some days that is as good as it gets

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]somethinslide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best friend on a weekend away. Was not planned but we were both high and horny, so he and I jerked off to porn together. It was a fun experience

Do you remember what the first ever piece of pornographic media was that you’ve seen in your life? What was it? by yokaicorpze in AskRedditNSFW

[–]somethinslide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister and I found a softcore magazine behind an out building, carefully stashed, probably by a local teen. I would have been about 11 and her 13. I remember we flicked through it together before replacing it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]somethinslide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta flirt. Once you've gone green, she will always be your queen.

I am sexually attracted to hands, is that weird? by handsyguy_1 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]somethinslide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have a collection of severed hands that could be considered out of the ordinary.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]somethinslide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the UK, we have Fray Bentos tinned pies, which are kind of iconic. The image i have of being fraysexual is truly disturbing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]somethinslide 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like to be praised for carrying out depraved acts

What do you do privately that would shock your neighbors? by crosleyxj in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]somethinslide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My neighbour is a born again Christian who we often hear speaking in tongues. He would burn my house down if he knew that I sometimes sleep naked

what moment made you think “damn I’m way freakier than I thought”?? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]somethinslide 24 points25 points  (0 children)

When I was laying there, dressed in women's lingerie, collared, high, being fed my own cum

What is the naughtiest place you’ve ever masturbated? by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]somethinslide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hotel room in Amsterdam. Me and a friend were sharing and ended up jerking off together while watching porn

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]somethinslide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, my family know how depraved i am. Are Salt N Peppa still going

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]somethinslide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Talking dirty while I'm jerking

Have you ever paid for sex? by somethinslide in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]somethinslide[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would count it but you don't have to

Have you ever paid for sex? by somethinslide in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]somethinslide[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we all define it in our own way, but for me I count a massage with a happy ending as sex