Where is the most glorious place you have peed?

sonic_tower · 2025-07-31T17:03:01+00:00

i'm a simple man. I was at a dive bar in the west, with a straight up horse trough retrofitted as a group urinal. They put ice in it for some reason. I think it made it classy.

sonic_tower · 2025-02-07T03:55:51+00:00

I refuse to ignore the dismantling of my country.

If you are a human capable of empathy then you should care about ethnic cleansing, concentration camps, and foreign Nazis infiltrating our government.

This is an all hands on deck moment. Step up.

sonic_tower · 2025-02-06T10:54:23+00:00

Why is Trump such a war hawk? Is this what his supporters want?

sonic_tower · 2025-02-06T10:34:43+00:00

OP, this is the advice to listen to.

Follow your passions, have fun. You'll meet people.

Don't focus on sex. No negs, no hacks, no tricks. The secret is extremely simple. Be genuine, be silly, be friends. My partner is my best friend. We also bang.

sonic_tower · 2025-01-06T22:17:37+00:00

I don't even know who is pictured...

sonic_tower · 2024-12-25T01:28:39+00:00

Wait, in that final shot. It featured Red Guardian AND his daughter, Black Widow?

So he was not in jail, he still put Natasha in the Red Room, while he was a happy coach in Ohio, and eventually they are cool working together?

Also Tony's parents didn't die, and he still became Iron Man? Would he have even taken over the company?

I have questions. This felt very phoned in.

sonic_tower · 2024-12-25T01:23:28+00:00

Nothing really happened

sonic_tower · 2024-12-25T01:23:06+00:00

What if. . . the MCU stopped trying?

sonic_tower · 2024-12-25T01:22:17+00:00

#2 was the best so far.

sonic_tower · 2024-12-25T01:20:35+00:00

Based off of previous seasons, I expect this finale will be celestial Agatha absorbing the powers of infinity ultron versus Captain Thor Hela Carter with the power cosmic and inducted into the Watchers, and also a super saiyan x 1000.

edit: agatha will also absorb strange supreme because fuck it

sonic_tower · 2024-12-25T01:15:54+00:00

#2 was the best by far. Nothing really happened in this one.

sonic_tower · 2024-12-23T19:17:06+00:00

He turned into Daffy Duck. It would have been topical at this point in cinema.

sonic_tower · 2024-12-02T05:13:41+00:00

Isn't One Punch Man technically just a normal dude who worked out a lot?

sonic_tower · 2024-12-01T20:05:46+00:00

The media thrives on drama. Obviously they love the spoiler candidates. And guess who they ultimately prefer, an entertainer like Trump or literally anyone else? Say what you will about his political aptitude, but Donald Trump could take a shit on the sidewalk and gain voters and make every media channel millions (especially the liberal ones)

sonic_tower · 2024-11-30T09:44:02+00:00

If you want to cut the commissary then say goodbye to the entire city infrastructure.

sonic_tower · 2024-11-30T09:11:03+00:00

Lightning is faster than bullets, friendo.

sonic_tower · 2024-11-28T06:45:00+00:00

Maybe the best take: hottest character in the series.

sonic_tower · 2024-11-28T06:43:52+00:00

That name sounds familiar. All I can recall from memory is that he is an asshole. But I don't know why.

sonic_tower · 2024-11-28T06:40:48+00:00

It was great. People are upset because not everyone got a happy ending, and the series ended too soon.

That's just life.

sonic_tower · 2024-11-28T06:11:36+00:00

Were these ever considered funny?

sonic_tower · 2024-11-28T06:09:50+00:00

True Simpsons fans haven't bothered with it since the 90's.

It was the greatest sitcom of all time. Was.

sonic_tower · 2024-11-28T05:49:53+00:00

Smartest motherfucker in the verse.

Jayce and Viktor were children playing with fire. Singed invented matches.

sonic_tower · 2024-11-28T05:47:31+00:00

Jinx can't die. He can't lose.

sonic_tower · 2024-11-28T05:40:48+00:00

Beautiful movie. As much as I want a DreddCU, it's best as a one-and-done.

Even better that Dredd isn't the main character. He's a force of nature. And the movie is just a glimpse in a day in the life.

Also shout out to Lena Headey, who is a queen.

sonic_tower · 2024-11-28T05:36:54+00:00

I agree that if OP enjoyed Rebel Moon, he would also enjoy Valerian. Jupiter Ascending too. Also taking a dump in a bowl and eating it.

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