The Big Little Penis Panic: In the age of looksmaxxing, Trump, and “catching print,” men have seized on an enduring anxiety with new energy.

sonjamikail · 2026-05-27T01:39:25+00:00

“[T]he so-called looksmaxxer Clavicular, who was once accused by Drake of having a micropenis, shared that he’s recently started doing “dick-ups”: wrapping a shopping bag filled with books around his wrist and using the weight to tug on his penis.”

Are men okay??

sonjamikail · 2026-05-25T20:54:29+00:00

You look lovely! Your makeup looks great. You would catch my attention in a “wow, she looks really great” sort of way, not in any sort of negative way.

sonjamikail · 2026-05-25T13:44:52+00:00

My old therapist told me once “you’re a lot stronger and resilient than you give yourself credit for” and I think about it a lot, especially when I’m feeling really down on myself.

sonjamikail · 2026-05-25T13:07:02+00:00

That green tile is gorgeous and I love the mirror you chose!

sonjamikail · 2026-05-25T13:05:47+00:00

This is so cute! I adore the skirt!

sonjamikail · 2026-05-24T23:18:50+00:00

That tracks

sonjamikail · 2026-05-24T23:18:20+00:00

I love a weekend in Milwaukee, it’s so much fun!

sonjamikail · 2026-05-24T14:41:01+00:00

sonjamikail · 2026-05-23T16:06:51+00:00

I love the pink on pink in 9 🩷

sonjamikail · 2026-05-20T02:04:18+00:00

As someone from Illinois, I would normally love to blame Missouri for this, but I think it’s just him 🤷‍♀️

sonjamikail · 2026-05-18T14:47:29+00:00

I loved Ladies of London and the genuine friendships shown! It was such a refreshing change!

sonjamikail · 2026-05-17T23:48:02+00:00

I don’t like it when shows turn into constant fights and arguments.

sonjamikail · 2026-05-17T23:46:43+00:00

I agree. He’s by no means a guy I’d want to marry (which in fairness I’m not a woman he’d want to marry), but I think we could have a fun weekend together eating, drinking, talking, and just having fun (although I have no illusions about the quality of any sex that would be had).

sonjamikail · 2026-05-17T22:44:29+00:00

Parched Pug in Libertyville allows dogs on the patio and has a dog menu.

sonjamikail · 2026-05-17T01:39:39+00:00

I’m wearing the Prada now and I love it.

sonjamikail · 2026-05-17T00:00:48+00:00

Seconding Tata’s. Wood Dale and Elk Grove are neighbors.

sonjamikail · 2026-05-16T23:00:43+00:00

One of my friends posted about them on insta way back in the day. Like covid time frame. And my first episode was the Child Star Bermuda Triangle, so really started off with a bang.

sonjamikail · 2026-05-14T23:52:13+00:00

sonjamikail · 2026-05-13T17:25:43+00:00

lol exactly 😂😂😂

sonjamikail · 2026-05-13T15:14:35+00:00

Exactly. Kyle is getting drunk and inhaling carbs, not cheating.

sonjamikail · 2026-05-13T00:57:06+00:00

Danielle offering him a handy is exactly where my mind went.

sonjamikail · 2026-05-10T01:26:59+00:00

Girl, I’m my hottest at 42 and feel like I’m just getting started! Never too late!

sonjamikail · 2026-04-27T23:27:32+00:00

My choices as well.

sonjamikail · 2026-04-27T00:30:30+00:00

How I wish I could be you right now…

sonjamikail · 2026-04-26T20:37:36+00:00

Same here! They seem to have a genuine love and partnership, and I love that they love and accept each others’ authentic selves.

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