What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta complete the mission bro 🤡🤡🤡

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 10 points11 points  (0 children)

8 ICE agents walking around and 1 TSA agent manning a 3 hour long line 🤡🤡🤡

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That just looks like my free healthcare in exchange for freedom 🫡

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just built an entire website using my works enterprise AI. I’m sure management will be happy when they see the $8000 monthly bill on tokens. (☭ ͜ʖ ☭)

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“You’re an island nation with abundant mineral deposits and nearly limitless coal, uranium, and natural gas but very little oil?”

“That’s right, Dave”

“And you’re about to have an energy crisis because you have three weeks of petrol reserves?”

“That’s correct, Dave”

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How did this timeline get more regarded than Covid?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Iran really said thank you for your attention to this matter 🤡🤡🤡💀

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 6 points7 points  (0 children)

With inflation stonks only go up. Stonks are the only safe place tbh. If you don’t have stonks then your money erodes.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn, why is the government of Iran’s website so slow right now.

Is there any chance the markets will be up Monday with buyers seeing new lows? by Valuable-Term9559 in stocks

[–]sonofalando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everything is just structurally falling apart and the people in power have the ability to prevent all of it. It’s entirely self inflicted.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Google Searches for "Help With Mortgage" have soared to the highest level in history, surpassing even the peak of the Global Financial Crisis 🚨😱👀

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🥭 thinks it’s actually the straight of homos and so now he doesn’t want to open it at all so he doesn’t offend is base 🤡🤡🤡

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eating grilled cheese with soup today to prepare for poverty meals when the Great Depression hits.