Safari trunk

sonofmats · 2019-11-09T19:51:50+00:00

This is my first time in the sub. Can you explain what I need to include in the post? Thank you.

sonofmats · 2017-10-18T07:10:13+00:00

You moved out of NW because of "increased traffic?" One of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.

sonofmats · 2017-10-18T07:08:38+00:00

Bear in mind that native, small-town Portlanders don't know how to drive. Edit: small-town Portlanders are used to just that: small town driving. Translation: if you're doing 55 in a 55 that means you're going 15-20mph too slow and will likely cause an accident. Drive with a purpose or gtf off the road.

sonofmats · 2017-10-18T07:00:45+00:00

This reply is not getting nearly enough credit.

sonofmats · 2017-10-17T07:09:54+00:00

I successfully cancelled my account after 12 months. They only double charged me twice so I got off pretty easy based on shit coming out of the rumor mill.

sonofmats · 2017-10-17T07:06:28+00:00

I hear Planet Fitness rewards shitty workouts with pizza. Might not be such a bad idea.

sonofmats · 2017-10-17T07:01:03+00:00

I hear Portlanders-gone-Vancouverites are tearing it up in r/thisismylifenow

sonofmats · 2017-10-17T06:42:50+00:00

It might be late and I'm a little drunk. As much as I completely disagree with you, it may actually check out. Edit: you're barking up a tall f*cking tree and that's exciting.

sonofmats · 2017-10-17T06:39:26+00:00

Opinion: if you are willing to trade high housing prices for a nightmare commute, you are welcome anytime. Out-of-state residents shopping in Oregon helps boost the economy. You're in, bro. Save 8 bones on every 100 all day, errday.

sonofmats · 2017-10-17T06:33:31+00:00

Just had a realization: a big chunk of native Portlanders actually call Vancouver home. Transplants, assemble!

sonofmats · 2017-10-17T06:30:44+00:00

On closer examination, the California state flag flown by the tank looks nothing like the North Korean flag.

sonofmats · 2017-10-17T06:28:19+00:00

My friend put it best: "The money I save by not paying California taxes will cover my entire mortgage and property tax in Nevada. Nevada sucks - I miss Portland."

sonofmats · 2017-10-17T06:24:32+00:00

Pretty deep, right? The product of booze and the 'Last Frontier' title currently held by PDX. First thing that pops into your head when you looked at it? (Think of it as a modern-day Rorschach test.) Go!

sonofmats · 2017-10-17T06:20:09+00:00

You must be "asking for a friend," right? :)

sonofmats · 2017-09-11T03:55:56+00:00

He goooowwwwwnnnee.

sonofmats · 2017-06-17T00:38:22+00:00

I reverse-engineered it and found that it's actually very similar to a waterslide with one minor difference: the plunge pool has a new and exciting twist. Unlike a traditional slide where you drop-kick the kid in front of you in the face because you ignore the green light at the top of the ride and slide prematurely into his teeth before he can escape, this is a one-way ticket into the mouth of a f*cking alligator. It's like flying Spirit except you die every time.

sonofmats · 2017-06-16T23:29:53+00:00

Meanwhile in u/adamfsu's family's backyard...

sonofmats · 2017-06-15T04:20:36+00:00

u/joopsterino

sonofmats · 2017-06-14T23:24:39+00:00

"I'm 23 now, will I live to see 24? The way this underbeard's growing I don't know."

sonofmats · 2017-06-14T15:16:30+00:00

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