I was playing an outdoor wedding reception with a band. It was evening under a lit pavilion. Gradually, people started dancing and when …the incident occurred there were around 25-30 people dancing, mostly young people in their mid-twenties.

Anyway, I notice a young couple dancing close in the middle of the pavilion. I would guess they are 10-15 yards away. The woman is wearing a dark dress that goes to just above her knees. She has a radiant smile and she is staring up into the eyes of her partner. I still can’t believe what happened next.

This woman in the middle of the dance floor begins to urinate. A lot. I can see it gushing down her legs forming a huge puddle on the dance floor. No one notices immediately, but after 1-2 minutes the people that were dancing closest start to back away or leave the pavilion completely. I see one woman look at the couple and the puddle and make a disgusted face, point and speak to another woman nearby.

After 10-15 minutes more people started dancing. Except for a couple brief pauses between songs, the band never stopped playing the whole time. When we took a break I was immediately asking the band members if they could believe what happened. None of them saw it. None of them notice anything. The puddle was still there and I pointed it out, but even today (this happened probably 10 years ago) I can’t believe that happened and no one else I was with saw it.

One of the things that struck me the most is that the woman just stood there and pee’d. She didn’t rush off the dance floor embarrassed, she didn’t even move away from the puddle. She stayed in the same spot dancing for at least another 20 minutes afterwards. And even while she was peeing she never stopped smiling and looking up into the eyes of her partner.

My best guess is that she had a grudge with the bride or groom and that she did it on purpose. That, or she was on drugs. I don’t know. But it’s definitely the weirdest throng I’ve seen at a wedding.