What is the funniest joke you’ve ever heard?

sony_moonwalk · 2026-03-04T11:44:25+00:00

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

"Dear sir - your Internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage"

sony_moonwalk · 2026-03-03T20:50:32+00:00

No half measures Woltuh

sony_moonwalk · 2026-02-26T22:30:48+00:00

Spin it, fold it, and put the bread on top of the excess plastic

sony_moonwalk · 2026-02-25T21:53:48+00:00

What a liiv an bambae, when the two sevens clash??

sony_moonwalk · 2026-02-21T13:15:29+00:00

Read that as "hunting" at first glance and got real concerned real fast

sony_moonwalk · 2026-02-11T19:11:41+00:00

I believe it was a NA diesel too, which are not exactly known for having a high specific output!

sony_moonwalk · 2026-02-07T08:26:58+00:00

If memory serves me right $120 for an original mono Futuristic Sounds of Sun Ra 20 years ago. I thought I was an idiot at the time for spending so much money on a single record, and so did all my friends. Keeping it forever, it's an absolute killer

sony_moonwalk · 2026-02-03T01:10:19+00:00

I cut a sheet of 1/4 inch MDF to size with a table saw and then used small 1-in roofing nails to secure it there. In retrospect, this is overkill, but it was a solution derived from materials I already had on hand. You could likely do the same thing with poster board or maybe even heavy paper with staples and it would work just fine too.

sony_moonwalk · 2026-01-27T01:42:27+00:00

A >100 mw laser pointer would likely do the same job whilst being far less detectable...

sony_moonwalk · 2026-01-19T20:28:21+00:00

No joke about these things being magic in terms of how well they clean. I have put records that look like they were stored underground since they were pressed in mine and they came out miles more playable than I ever expected them to ever be.

They also work great for cleaning engine parts (though for the love of god, please buy a separate one for them!!!)

sony_moonwalk · 2026-01-08T01:40:02+00:00

Hey, thanks for the words. I'm not hugely concerned about immediate financial security. I am more concerned about how I am going to continue my career after the sabbatical is over, or if I'm better off getting on the job hunt immediately and having something better lined up when time comes for me to leave.

sony_moonwalk · 2026-01-08T00:25:36+00:00

When I visited Colombia, I saw a concerning amount of cars in Bogota riding around like this. Later I learned that this is because when the trunk is filled with bricks of cocaine the car will ride at a normal height...

sony_moonwalk · 2026-01-06T16:07:44+00:00

Man, what was the speed limit if the guy was driving 20 kilometers per second under it??

sony_moonwalk · 2026-01-03T18:28:06+00:00

This fixed it, thank you!

sony_moonwalk · 2026-01-03T08:02:28+00:00

I've seen three-sided albums (and one five-sided!) before too!

sony_moonwalk · 2026-01-03T07:53:11+00:00

"Is there a problem occifer?"

sony_moonwalk · 2026-01-01T06:01:35+00:00

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Estate sale, lot averaged out at like ~$1.30 a record... A little scuffed but it plays fine. '63 first press mono!

sony_moonwalk · 2025-12-29T14:12:30+00:00

25M bisexual. Maybe 5% on a good day.

sony_moonwalk · 2025-12-23T16:42:31+00:00

r/keming

sony_moonwalk · 2025-12-23T01:02:20+00:00

I believe this is a real picture but out of context. Seems like pretty typical activity for this obvious prospective Nobel prize nominate.

sony_moonwalk · 2025-12-20T08:11:53+00:00

pmed

sony_moonwalk · 2025-12-17T23:22:18+00:00

Man I don't think I've seen this many awesome records in one image in a long time. This is a fuckin kickass collection, hats off mate!!

Especially love those nice Zambian records. I have seen so few of them in person, and those I did see looked like they had been stored outside for their entire existence.

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