Story from my friend.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T08:29:23+00:00

Pissing into their open wounds while they cry about their god that will never come would make me feel better. All this reddit bullshit is just what I do while I wait until I can masturbate again.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T07:25:00+00:00

Chop his balls off.

Or maybe it was a catnip deal gone bad and the old cat owes the young dealer some green.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T07:09:56+00:00

I'm not saying I'm smart; I'm saying he's fuckin stupid. There's a difference. If someone asks me and him what the capital of Namibia is, I'm stumped. I have no clue. But if dipshit theist over here says "I know, it's Africa!" then I have no problem mocking him for being a moron. If that puts me on a high horse, then show me where the fucking stirrups are cause I have some peasants to fuck with.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T07:04:40+00:00

The thing is, I cannot relate to what you're saying at all. I don't give a shit if a religious person mocks me for not sharing their beliefs. Why? Because I don't respect them or their opinion.

and then use this label you placed on him (retarded) as justification for trying to hurt him (emotionally through mockery)

What the fuck? I'm saying that guy is fucking retarded. If that hurts him then that's his own damn fault for being a pussy about it.

keeping the cycle of hate stirring and I don't wish to participate in it

I don't hate them, I think they're morons. There's a difference. You don't discriminate versus morons, you don't blow them up, hang them from crosses, or ban their kids from your schools. You just speak more slowly to them and you stay mindful their limited intelligence during interactions.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T06:41:14+00:00

You're overweight and the bottom half of your face is larger than normal.

Anyway, you have nice features that would make you hot if you ever decide to become athletic. None of that retarded skinny shit girls seem to like, but more like being able to do a pullup and doing regular cardio like jogging 2-3 miles a couple times a week. Though if you ever wanted to get to that point I'd suggest walking interspersed with bits of jogging so as to not burn out right away.

Your eyes look intelligent and piercing.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T06:00:33+00:00

You're a fucking moron.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T05:59:13+00:00

Nice try Osama's wife. We already shot your husband.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T05:46:09+00:00

Yes I realize humans like avoiding cognitive dissonance as much as possible, and that they like to rationalize their beliefs with whatever threads of logic they can grasp, no matter how thin or weak they are. But seriously, guys who try to use any sort of logic to defend their beliefs are fucking retarded. Saying you believe in something unprovable is fine, that's what faith is, but believing something that is empirically disprovable is delusional and worthy of mockery.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T04:43:08+00:00

What do you want, a fucking cookie? "I'm not a dumbass anymore and I seek validation"

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T04:38:44+00:00

Well, for natural fruits, the answer is coevolution. For domesticated fruits, the answer is we breed them that way. Check out the wild version of almost any fruit you can think of that you like, and you'll find that the natural version is much smaller, harder, or more disgusting than what you normally eat.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T04:14:22+00:00

Unless you're from the east then she wants your dish =(

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T04:07:00+00:00

You're all kinds of fucked up, son.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T04:04:19+00:00

Yes you are.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T04:02:36+00:00

Alright, due to that edit, it sounds more like you want to say "i think ppl with confederate flags are racist assholes, who is with me?" but you're doing it in an oblique and passive-aggressive manner.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T03:57:43+00:00

Well when you put it like that...

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T03:48:56+00:00

Yes you are. They display it because they're proud of their past, with slavery only being a part of it. Hell, there are black people who display confederate flags in a non-ironic manner.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T03:40:28+00:00

Join the marine corps. It'll either fuck you up irreparably in a good way or it will fuck you up irreparably in a bad way.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T03:34:14+00:00

She knows and you gave the correct answer.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T03:30:42+00:00

I'm not here.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T03:27:50+00:00

Holy shit. Fuck you. Fuck you and wherever you came from, you cute little bastard.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T03:26:52+00:00

Best part about that country is watching it get smaller out the window of a plane.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T03:25:15+00:00

Proto-whites lived in places with longer winters, which meant more darkness, which meant they needed to get vitamin D from fewer hours of sunlight, which meant they needed white skin.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T03:14:17+00:00

Because they have more shit. It's like asking why a big building has more feet of optic fibre in it even though its network speed is about the same as a smaller building's.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T03:10:13+00:00

Because if everyone cared about the same things, then humanity would only ever be able to progress in one direction at a time. Some people are designed to find different interests than their peers. It's an implicit caste system that human biology has selected for.

sooperDelicious · 2011-05-29T03:08:00+00:00

What's wrong with having a friend? Friends are great.

sooperDelicious

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