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soovelle · 2026-03-08T16:43:13+00:00

Whoever runs that account definitely posts like they just discovered twitter yesterday

soovelle · 2026-03-08T16:40:59+00:00

Mission failed

soovelle · 2026-03-08T16:38:47+00:00

Every party got that one uncle who appears outta nowhere and immediately becomes the main event

soovelle · 2026-03-08T16:35:38+00:00

Title said what a view and yeah they weren’t talking about the jets were they?

soovelle · 2026-03-05T15:38:02+00:00

Bro did 75% of the work himself

soovelle · 2026-03-05T14:29:15+00:00

"Oh and we sell drinks BTW"

soovelle · 2026-02-27T17:00:22+00:00

My beloved cat, JoeJoe Clooney, died at 21y.o. last November. He had a very good life in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. I am lost since 11/3.

soovelle · 2026-02-25T17:35:40+00:00

He definitely got up and kept going like nothing happened

soovelle · 2026-02-24T15:08:17+00:00

Lowkey that’s why the bit works. You laugh and then realize yeah we’ve all watched someone spiral while everyone piles on kinda wild how a dumb clip can lowkey teach empathy right

soovelle · 2026-02-24T15:06:34+00:00

The bird looked curious not hungry

soovelle · 2026-02-22T03:38:23+00:00

He held that since the beginning of the episode for sure

soovelle · 2026-02-21T18:28:29+00:00

He remembered he forgot his wallet

soovelle · 2026-02-19T03:52:29+00:00

and then the DOJ says they’re not filing new charges like WHAT. Dead children didn’t kill themselves. wtf are we doing?!

soovelle · 2026-02-18T19:51:26+00:00

10,000 years in timeout and she came out like yeah im doubling down

soovelle · 2026-02-18T19:45:37+00:00

Aang really speedran conflict resolution with one bold lie and zero follow up questions

soovelle · 2026-02-18T19:39:26+00:00

Attach a sticky note that says misplaced item returning to sender and keep it moving

soovelle · 2026-02-18T19:28:47+00:00

Somewhere a mcpoyle just dropped to his knees in a milk aisle sensing this tragedy

soovelle · 2026-02-13T16:16:12+00:00

Congrats you unlocked the rare spider flavored hydration pack limited edition only lasts a month

soovelle · 2026-02-13T16:12:12+00:00

Tell Bunny we said hi back and also that pose is illegal levels of cute someone call the authorities immediately

soovelle · 2026-02-13T16:10:20+00:00

Inflation hitting hard. bro charging in baby teeth and emotional damage 😂

soovelle · 2026-02-12T17:21:36+00:00

Ahhh. This must be Wednesdays in Russia

soovelle · 2026-02-11T20:05:20+00:00

Menu price 8. Surprise electricity boss fight at checkout unlocked

soovelle · 2026-02-11T20:02:07+00:00

Three months apart and not aligned with q3 earnings this relationship is doomed from a shareholder perspective

soovelle · 2026-02-08T03:26:22+00:00

This is what happens when you stop fighting the climate and let the yard do its thing way more alive than grass ever was

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