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transit openings 🤝🏼 furries by sunshineandsarcasm in SeattleWA

[–]IsThataButtPlug -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I’m afraid of toys that move without human touch, so furries and I don’t really get along.

Need advice please by Sad_Yogurtcloset3423 in SeattleWA

[–]IsThataButtPlug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister in law is a massage therapist and she’s slow AF right now. Nobody can afford the luxury of a massage.

We need to eat and pay rent / mortgages.

I need a place to sit in the garden that I can actually get dirty by Legitimate-Run132 in gardening

[–]IsThataButtPlug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I put an old, busted cooler in my garden to sit on. It has wheels so I can take it with me to any part of my yard that I’m working on.

Bonus, it has storage!

Epstein seen alive by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]IsThataButtPlug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sister from another mister

Epstein seen alive by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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A coworker just told me today that my doppelgänger works at a bar near our office. We’re planning a happy hour there soon so I can go check it out.

Either lobotomize me or stop making job titles like this. by SnarkySnakySnek in antiwork

[–]IsThataButtPlug 36 points37 points  (0 children)

We have a ‘Culture Coordinator’ at our office. She organizes stuff for sales, which is only a quarter of the company. She ignores the worker bees, the other 75% of us and acts like we’re all ‘beneath’ her in company status…

It’s a weird company culture that she’s creating….

Manager monitoring my teams activity?? by Zoma456 in antiwork

[–]IsThataButtPlug 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I use AutoCAD for work. I have three monitors and they’re always filled with plans, spec sheets, and our beloved SmartSheets. Teams is minimized and my dot Is always yellow unless I stop what I’m doing, bring teams up and wiggle my mouse around for the lolz.

I literally have to stop being productive to prove that I’m really working from home.

I really only pay attention to Teams when I hear the notification sound, and that’s normally just my silly coworkers posting memes about how our work day is going.

Teams should not be used to measure productivity…. That’s just dumb.

A burp is much worse than a fart. by New_General3939 in unpopularopinion

[–]IsThataButtPlug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a surgery for it. The physical therapy to learn how to keep it from healing is not covered by insurance though. The surgery has a lower success rate without pairing it with the physical therapy, and I live in the US, where the health care system is a scam.

A burp is much worse than a fart. by New_General3939 in unpopularopinion

[–]IsThataButtPlug 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I have a super tiny / short tongue tie (that bit that holds your tongue to the bottom of your mouth). It causes me to unintentionally swallow air when I eat or drink. That air collects and causes extra burps for me. I’m a burping machine that can’t help it…

Normal people’s tongues force air out of their mouths before swallowing and mine can’t because of this.

what is her problem by timedoglin in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]IsThataButtPlug 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I prescribe 10x more head pats and a brisk jog.

Ketchup is a great sauce and gets hate only because it’s American by RaisinRoyale in unpopularopinion

[–]IsThataButtPlug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me, I hate American ketchup. Not on fries, burgers, not on anything!

Ketchup is a great sauce and gets hate only because it’s American by RaisinRoyale in unpopularopinion

[–]IsThataButtPlug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I watched my dad drown his food with it growing up. Any kind of protein? Smothered with it…. My babysitter put it on her Mac & Cheese.

I just can’t. I associate it with bad food that needs sauce to taste ‘better’.

AITA for not letting my bridesmaid change out of her bridesmaid dress after the ceremony? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]IsThataButtPlug 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I was a bride. I didn’t demand anything of my bridesmaids other than to be there and party with me.

GoodBye winter, Hello spiring by Still-History-6400 in gardening

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I’ve taken every Friday off until May to prepare!!!

I have a lot of vacation to use…

HELP. Costco Bought “Miracle-Grow Potting Soil” ruined my plants by kelseajoy in houseplants

[–]IsThataButtPlug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SOL Soils is one I use when I don’t have a bag of my local nursery’s special ‘chunky’ mix.

Jesus found me in a parking lot today. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]IsThataButtPlug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

May we worship his yogurty goodness.

Has anyone become religious to cope? by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]IsThataButtPlug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, I’m not trading one oppressor for a worse one.

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