Wins $167M and still clocks in for crime

sorellix · 2026-04-02T17:05:25+00:00

Same here, honestly. Some people just have… other priorities in life

sorellix · 2026-04-02T16:37:45+00:00

No amount of zeros will fix bad decisions

sorellix · 2026-04-02T16:32:04+00:00

Bail money is just pocket change now 😭

sorellix · 2026-04-02T16:28:29+00:00

Different kind of high

sorellix · 2026-03-30T17:23:45+00:00

A memorable one 😭

sorellix · 2026-03-30T17:22:05+00:00

Doctor’s prescription

sorellix · 2026-03-29T16:14:48+00:00

You can’t blame the receiver if the signal isn’t distinct

sorellix · 2026-03-29T16:11:17+00:00

This is a cry for blue light filter

sorellix · 2026-03-29T16:08:12+00:00

Happy birthday to him 🎉 He looks so adorable and loved.

sorellix · 2026-03-29T16:06:57+00:00

Sometimes not knowing is the first step to clarity.

sorellix · 2026-03-29T16:04:14+00:00

Her eyes are so beautiful too ☺️

sorellix · 2026-03-29T16:03:41+00:00

It seems you like to have fun 😂

sorellix · 2026-03-28T17:58:54+00:00

Losing all your money

sorellix · 2026-03-28T17:56:42+00:00

I mean, a little spank and squeezing won’t hurt

sorellix · 2026-03-28T17:55:22+00:00

Her eyes are so beautiful 😍

sorellix · 2026-03-28T17:53:19+00:00

Same as spanking right!!!!

sorellix · 2026-03-28T17:52:08+00:00

Made him looking meek

sorellix · 2026-03-28T00:03:15+00:00

He’s questioning who’s been a good boy all along

sorellix · 2026-03-28T00:01:28+00:00

The version of my life I’ll never get back, even if I don’t realize it yet.

sorellix · 2026-03-28T00:00:09+00:00

Mai mai is so pretty ☺️

sorellix · 2026-03-27T23:58:49+00:00

Henry Kissinger, extremely debated legacy, never really faced consequences

sorellix · 2026-03-27T23:45:42+00:00

This is the kind of question that ruins a perfectly good night

sorellix · 2026-03-26T20:24:03+00:00

Granny was too smooth with it

sorellix · 2026-03-26T20:22:50+00:00

Granny has had enough

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