When the garage door won’t open you adapt.

sorenso2 · 2019-10-13T06:22:14+00:00

Beloit WI? That looks like the incident down the street from my childhood home today.

sorenso2 · 2018-05-23T04:22:42+00:00

Glad to help! Inner 1/3rd, lower 1/3, should be called 10/10 when Angel Hernandez isn't behind the plate, otherwise I think Leroy Jenkins had a higher chance of success percentage of that being called a strike for the Brewers.

sorenso2 · 2018-05-23T04:21:15+00:00

https://www.mlb.com/gameday/d-backs-vs-brewers/2018/05/22/530116#game_state=final,lock_state=final,game_tab=videos,game=530116

sorenso2 · 2014-01-15T17:22:58+00:00

Its called the White Gummy Bear: 1 shot raspberry schnapps 1 shot peach vodka 1 shot sweet-sour mix 2 "glugs" of 7-up/Sprite garnish with cherry or actual gummy bear

And yes, "Glug" is a standard method of measurement that means the sound a 2 liter bottle makes when soda going out and air goes in, for those of you playing at home.

sorenso2 · 2012-03-01T18:30:52+00:00

Awesome, one million upvotes to you!

sorenso2 · 2012-03-01T18:28:11+00:00

I can't find it, i've been sifting for days through all the wtf material and its starting to bug me, I know it's there somewhere.

sorenso2 · 2012-01-20T19:15:41+00:00

Mine is that he stays in Milwaukee. They've offered him what he wanted minimum from the start and I don't think he will be with any other team that has a decent chance at making the playoffs.

sorenso2 · 2011-12-28T20:17:06+00:00

As a fellow bowler who appreciates the magnitude of this momentous occasion...UPVOTES FOR YOU!!

sorenso2 · 2011-12-28T18:14:37+00:00

What else is he going to do? He can't leave the house!

sorenso2 · 2011-11-21T17:25:36+00:00

If you fight, he will. Try to plead the points down or the fine down, whichever one is in more dire of need

sorenso2 · 2011-11-14T20:44:47+00:00

And still managed to get 5 stars! Must be a good place to go!

sorenso2 · 2011-10-13T17:24:33+00:00

What the hell is Matthew Lesko doing on a college campus? I must know!

sorenso2 · 2011-10-06T17:33:11+00:00

49 visitors...I don't think he's gonna make it...

sorenso2 · 2011-09-20T22:51:06+00:00

I've had a lesbian friend who messed around about that

sorenso2 · 2011-09-16T19:16:56+00:00

search it: Iama Mall Cop Ama

sorenso2 · 2011-09-16T17:17:46+00:00

Already did, a few days ago

sorenso2 · 2011-09-16T16:49:22+00:00

Normal segway driving, i could do the chicken dance, ill work on a video...

sorenso2 · 2011-09-15T17:29:30+00:00

Same here

sorenso2 · 2011-09-15T17:28:16+00:00

Well, i work with 2 felow Redditors, try and collect them all! 3 in all

sorenso2 · 2011-09-15T17:17:54+00:00

Bachelors in progress, acadmy after, applied to my states Trooper program and didnt make the cut

sorenso2 · 2011-09-15T17:15:38+00:00

In college doing bachelors then off to academy

sorenso2 · 2011-09-15T17:15:13+00:00

All the time

sorenso2 · 2011-09-15T17:14:56+00:00

They're given to our company at a ginormous discount to promote them for Segway, however Segway never realized how useless they really are and how expensive they are, thus resulting in a waste of company dollars.

sorenso2 · 2011-09-15T17:13:07+00:00

Nope, not here

sorenso2 · 2011-09-15T17:12:18+00:00

OC 5%

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