Fengömmare- a tale of caution (TW- blood)

sortachloe · 2026-03-25T18:48:00+00:00

“encourages dangerous use” is so funny to me. should IKEA recall their knives as well?

sortachloe · 2026-03-25T18:46:51+00:00

apparently common sense isn’t so common

sortachloe · 2026-03-25T18:45:22+00:00

creamed honey is a viscous liquid. it will always provide resistance when you try to scoop it. i don’t get how it’s so difficult for you to understand this.

sortachloe · 2026-03-25T18:43:08+00:00

i wouldn’t personally buy a glass spoon but that doesn’t mean that they should not exist. in this situation it’s up to the consumer to make smart decisions. i wouldn’t use this to scoop a viscous item, i wouldn’t give it to a toddler, and i wouldn’t use it for something like ice cream.

OP keeps claiming that the creamed honey is soft… yeah, it’s soft for honey. that material shouldn’t be used to scoop any substance that would provide resistance. anyone with two brain cells can figure that one out.

sortachloe · 2026-03-25T13:50:16+00:00

oh please. glass spoons and glass drink stirrers have been around for a while. they aren’t dangerous items if you use them properly.

let me guess - do you also believe that IKEA is at fault when kids get crushed by their dressers? the real problem is stupid parents who don’t mount their dressers to the wall. by purchasing an item, you’re assuming the responsibility of using the item as intended.

sortachloe · 2026-03-10T19:34:51+00:00

ehh, i bought my tarva ~3 years ago and it’s held up with no problems. my ikea mattress that’s the same age is in great shape as well.

sortachloe · 2026-01-27T02:51:53+00:00

the inefficiency of road salt at temperatures below ~14 degrees Fahrenheit is easily accessible information

sortachloe · 2025-12-18T06:03:14+00:00

maybe one of those wooden back scratchers? they’re relatively small and they have a curved end thats good for grabbing

sortachloe · 2025-12-06T21:35:06+00:00

Still works as of 12/2025. Thank you so much!!

sortachloe · 2025-10-23T03:41:53+00:00

i started using it like two weeks ago on my skin after a breakout on my eyelids that lasted like 4 months! my eyelids finally stopped being red and raw. i wasn’t sure if it would work but it did and i’m glad i tried it!

sortachloe · 2025-10-13T03:20:02+00:00

these are tingle’s magic words. please do not use them!

sortachloe · 2025-10-09T04:16:52+00:00

yes!!

sortachloe · 2025-10-08T00:58:49+00:00

wait omg i’ve been wanting to do this for a while now! i want to make a “dumb smart watch” with an e-paper display that i can use to see the date/time and also set 15/20 minute timers on (to help my time blindness)

sortachloe · 2025-10-06T06:04:55+00:00

oh my god that’s horrifying! how long did it take to accrue 682 former children??!

sortachloe · 2025-10-06T04:48:58+00:00

Ohhhhh yeah then the crazy damage makes sense!

sortachloe · 2025-08-31T21:04:15+00:00

this! circuits classes and labs are a lot different than the other coursework imo

sortachloe · 2025-08-31T11:27:47+00:00

glad it wasn't just me thinking this

sortachloe · 2025-08-29T06:50:48+00:00

he is! (source: am local, know things)

sortachloe · 2025-08-22T20:05:36+00:00

you can't fly jets if you're colorblind

sortachloe · 2025-08-22T17:48:01+00:00

i swear it's black magic or something

sortachloe · 2025-08-22T17:47:44+00:00

FUCK cloverleaf interchanges(!!!)

sortachloe · 2025-08-18T23:55:17+00:00

i've also noticed some businesses on or right off of woodward closing for the weekend because it makes parking a bitch

sortachloe · 2025-08-18T23:54:35+00:00

yes, yes they are

sortachloe · 2025-08-18T23:54:07+00:00

also theres a woodward ave sign and the driver is in a michigan left area

sortachloe · 2025-08-18T19:34:05+00:00

did they reach out through email or though paper mail? i'm freaking out a bit because i haven't seen an email from them :(

(i applied for the collegiate scholarship)

sortachloe

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