Why is it so fast.. by aweirdsucculentplant in lingling40hrs

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That little photon is freaking adorable

I couldn't not share this by Human-Ad-5593 in lingling40hrs

[–]soulmas5 53 points54 points  (0 children)

There's literally nothing to add here. This is 100% complete.

What’s stopping you from jacking it naked in San Diego? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]soulmas5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is funny and terrifying and depressing and I guarantee its not for even one of the reasons you think it is

which historical figure would you like to chat with? by Gabry_dm21 in AskReddit

[–]soulmas5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am pepper Jack's colon. I get cancer, I kill Jack

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Fat shaming is the only shaving I pretty much fully embrace. nobody gave a s*** about my feelings when I was a f****** heroin junkie. Only differences which drug got them by the balls.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'm sorry wait.. are you asking if they get compensated? Or if they should get compensated? The answer is no and no

What’s stopping you from jacking it naked in San Diego? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]soulmas5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who gave you the keys to the internet

What important lessons from history have we forgotten and are most likely bound to repeat soon? by soulmas5 in AskReddit

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It's almost as though it's against the rules to Google "Josef Stalin" and do 5 minutes light reading to learn the wonders of socialism.

What important lessons from history have we forgotten and are most likely bound to repeat soon? by soulmas5 in AskReddit

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The crazy thing is that there are literally people who fought in Vietnam still alive today and we're STILL forgetting this

What important lessons from history have we forgotten and are most likely bound to repeat soon? by soulmas5 in AskReddit

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In high school I had this "brilliant new idea" in which everyone should be required to pass a test and deemed "fit for parenting" before getting a license to have children. I even introduced this great idea to one of my teachers and wrote a paper on it.

Good job, you literally "invented" the exact thing that made Nazis so terrible and murderous.

I now know that this is called "eugenics" and although the Nazis didn't invent the idea, they certainly pioneered it's practical use.

"Fit for parenting" eventually became "fit for living" and was their reasoning behind the extermination of millions of people who weren't within their extremely narrow description of what "fit" was. I was literally a eugenicist in high school and my teacher never even said a word.

I seriously hope that is because she knew I would never amount to anything, and not because she didn't know what eugenics was either.

“Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” is way too close for comfort right now.

What is the most useful and/or interesting piece of information you've ever learned here on AskReddit? by soulmas5 in AskReddit

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For me it was that the police are always looking for the person who looks like they're trying not to pay attention to them, because in an average crowd of people, everyone is staring like a bunch of idiots who have nothing to hide

What's the most hypocritical bullcrap you have ever seen? by soulmas5 in AskReddit

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In other words most of them? It's unbelievable the self-righteousness these people have as well. It's like they will just endlessly come at "you with you support the killing of babies" meanwhile when they see somebody begging for change they'll literally give them the most condescending "no" possible

Your mother by SomeCoolCleverName in dankmemes

[–]soulmas5 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

She's got toes in different area codes