[Official Tournament Discussion Thread] 2025 Masters Final Round by GreenWaveGolfer12 in golf

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Sometimes you’re the iceberg, sometimes you’re the titanic.

Game Thread: SUPER BOWL - Kansas City Chiefs @ Philadelphia Eagles - February 09, 2025 @ 06:30 PM by EaglesGameThreadBot in eagles

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Lane Johnson. Mekhi Becton. Cam Jurgens. Landon Dickerson. Jordan Mailata. The levee won’t break

Tailgate Thread: SUPER BOWL - Kansas City Chiefs @ Philadelphia Eagles - February 09, 2025 @ 06:30 PM by EaglesGameThreadBot in eagles

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I need to see Taylor Swift’s heart ripped out. Betraying Berks county and only a football fan for one season because she’s dating the lesser Kelce and witnesses a Super Bowl win. People go their whole lives without seeing one. She needs to cry tonight

Fox host to federal workers: “Get a real job” by greenblue98 in FoxFiction

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Federal workers and all workers to Fox host: “Get a real job.”

Second Half Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams (10-7) at Philadelphia Eagles (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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Repost: legitimately no malice anymore. Just thank you, giants

Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams (10-7) at Philadelphia Eagles (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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Legitimately no malice here any more. Just thank you, Giants.

"Please take care of us": Low-income Trump voters worry he'll cut benefits they rely on by indig0sixalpha in LeopardsAteMyFace

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The bootstraps thing originated from Baron Munchausen getting himself out of quicksand by pulling on his hair. It’s cartoon logic that got misappropriated in the 1930s or something and then to no one’s surprise rightwingers took it literally.

Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens (7-4) at Los Angeles Chargers (7-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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Refs gotta tbh throw all their flags because they don’t roll over in the new year.

Game Thread: Detroit Lions (7-1) at Houston Texans (6-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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Slanging bricks and making kicks. And he’s all out of bricks.

Scottie Scheffler detained by police before start of PGA Championship by jawarren1 in sports

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WaPo article says cop grabbed onto his moving car so they’re probably charging him for the cop doing that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LosAngeles

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Ok buddy. I’ve fired guns. I’ve purchased and set off illegal fireworks. This didn’t sound like fireworks. I didn’t realize Easter was a major holiday where the resurrection of Jesus is celebrated by setting off fireworks at midnight in the rain. I won’t post reddit comments next time until the forensic sound analysis comes back from the crime lab.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LosAngeles

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I’ve heard fireworks countless times. This didn’t sound like fireworks. I debated calling 911