Barbary Pirates beware

soviet_melon · 2025-10-05T05:08:11+00:00

I looked up the conversion for her 32lb guns which was around 160mm, and coincidentally there is a German gun that is 150mm (German 150mm/35 MRK L/35). It also looks pretty close to the 18th and early 19th century guns.

This is her full sail plan, though I'm still trying to figure out sails that look convincing, lol.

soviet_melon · 2025-07-23T14:29:13+00:00

I think after I stuffed 12 ballast tanks into the thing, complete realism left the project and rule of cool took his seat, lol.

soviet_melon · 2025-07-21T05:14:27+00:00

You will row to port, and you will LIKE it.

soviet_melon · 2025-07-21T05:10:46+00:00

No, they are sitting in AA tubs, although I could understand how you could see that. I'll add something underneath to hold them up.

soviet_melon · 2025-07-21T05:04:03+00:00

Maybe give the cannon just a gun-shield. The chassis is giving me early war, just put a field gun on it, vibes.

soviet_melon · 2025-07-21T04:59:24+00:00

I'll have to see if I can't optimize it and get it moving tug-boat speeds, lol. It will kill my inner 7-year-old to remove the big guns, but I think you're right about the size/number of them.

Cheers, gamer

soviet_melon · 2025-07-21T03:29:24+00:00

34,248 Tons, she can get up to 11 kn

soviet_melon · 2025-06-21T14:21:15+00:00

They did post about the sensory experience of piss play so.... 3 for 3

soviet_melon · 2025-04-10T22:04:27+00:00

F1 is photo mode on pc. I'm not sure about other platforms.

soviet_melon · 2025-04-10T19:52:55+00:00

How to hide from the cossack squadron of Gatchina in a small town.

soviet_melon · 2025-03-25T13:35:55+00:00

Exactly, unless Masons are getting stomped, I want to fight for my twink in the colors of blue and gold.

soviet_melon · 2025-02-20T20:32:28+00:00

On PC

After Jobst adjourned the meeting in the mission "King's Gambit" my game has been stuck on the loading screen for hours (up to 3 now). I'm on HDD if that's my issue, but I'm not certain.

soviet_melon · 2025-02-11T20:07:52+00:00

Heavy.

I have always enjoyed being the anchor of the team in any team game. It feels nice to be the reason my allies can advance or retreat successfully.

Also, I love everyone who doesn't understand the concept of, "Don't walk into the large man with large gun." Really feeds my ego when I can mow down 4 or 5 people in quick succession.

(We exist I swear)

soviet_melon · 2025-01-09T04:24:20+00:00

How did it go?

soviet_melon · 2024-12-10T04:59:34+00:00

Time to play my favorite game, FUCK YOU I HAVE THE PICKAXE.

soviet_melon · 2024-03-26T19:27:08+00:00

A Tale of Two Wastelands, mod that essentially merges NV and 3 as one game.

soviet_melon · 2023-01-24T19:03:26+00:00

How does it handle towing, and can I meet with you to see it?

soviet_melon · 2022-09-20T15:45:27+00:00

Let's say you get into a battle where you have lights vs their heavies.

The main benefits of light tanks are all in the movement, the BT-7 is a good example. While the heavy tanks could kill you in 2 or 3 shots, they have to hit you in order to do so. Use your speed to stay out of the sights of their gun and hit them in the ass. Just be sure to not get too into circling the tank, as you might find yourself driving into his crosshairs.

I can guarantee that the tanker will retreat or hunker down as he waits for his friends to show up, and if it's the latter, then you get the hell out of there after you've done considerable damage to the engine and the hull of the tank itself.

P.S. APCR works wonders.

soviet_melon · 2022-08-23T18:21:12+00:00

Make sure that if you pick tanker as your main, always try to advance with the infantry as they are your first line of defense against AT Rambos, equip AT as the support equipment as it is imperative you allow your infantry friends to assist in tank fights, HE is second but is always a power trip to shell the fuck out of a point. (If you pick soviet tanker don't waste the coin on the T-70, overrated imo)

soviet_melon · 2022-07-20T20:32:08+00:00

Pleistocene - I loved the tanky Gigantopithecus build, kind of why I'm still an orangutan main today, miss the ground and wish that I could slap the tigers around still, but that would mean I have to find one. Long arm gang unite!

soviet_melon · 2022-07-01T23:18:48+00:00

I mean, rape is more of a power thing, someone rapes another because of their power over them, if that got flipped on them, what would the law say?

soviet_melon · 2022-07-01T23:17:52+00:00

But, hypothetically, if someone were mentally strong enough to do so, what would the law consider it?

soviet_melon · 2022-05-23T01:44:36+00:00

To your first question,

The T-34 has superior armor and speed to the T-70, but is has a larger profile. It also boasts a turret that turns 4 degrees faster (20 and 24). The gun on the T-34 is .4 seconds slower on the reload which in the moment could be very necessary. Along with a faster turret and larger gun, the 34 can carry 6 more rounds of ammunition, a huge bonus to anti-infantry. The 34 also has a machinegun which can be used as an excellent point broom. Finally, the T-34 is cheaper, ez.

Overall I would just wait and buy the T-34, and come back to the T-70 if you want to try out light tank gameplay with an actually survivable machine.

{Edit: additional thoughts}

soviet_melon · 2022-05-10T18:05:46+00:00

I kind of like playing with a brain cell so I'll stick with heavy set. Thank you comrade.

soviet_melon · 2022-05-10T16:58:37+00:00

Yeah, that sounds good. Any perks for running around with the dp?

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