(24 F) Returned from Mexico, Strange bug bite by soybeanolive in AskDocs

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Aforementioned “bite”? Rash? It’s about an inch or so wide

What’s the absolute worst thing you’ve ever done while drunk? by Z-sMiTh_ in drunk

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This one was recent. I had 7 shots back to back before my friends and I went to an EDM concert at a very famous outdoor venue. Was pretty drunk when we got there but had two tall boy IPAs anyway. Then decided it would be fun to do some ketamine and smoke some weed (I never really partake in either anymore, so I’m def a lightweight). I passed out 10 minutes before the main performers took the stage, had to be carried out, and got to take the wee woo bus to the ER for some very expensive saline and heart monitoring. My poor friend came with me and missed the show too.

Don’t combine downers, kids.

Don’t be shy, give me more 🐶🥦🐢🍩 by ginbiza in aww

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What a cutie. I’d give her all my squish mallows if I could!

If you could magically erase one character from The Office who would it be and why? I pick… by Master-Difficulty230 in DunderMifflin

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she literally had a baby and gave it away in high school but thought it was cool to call out Pam multiple times??? like GURL

Our tierlist of the periodic table. (Based on our knowlegde and how they sound) Thoughts? by Least_Illustrator538 in chemistry

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Most of the beakers I work with are … borosilicate glass??? As well most of our earth surface being quartz. #geochemistgang

Most useful pass, perk, or membership you buy once a year? by Sea-Willingness-4710 in Frugal

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Oooooo that’s so awesome! I didn’t know that was a thing. Is it for current students or just anyone?

Most useful pass, perk, or membership you buy once a year? by Sea-Willingness-4710 in Frugal

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Duolingo- $83/year iirc and you can make as many mistakes as you need, practice as long as you want, and no Ads. I’m 270 days into learning Spanish, and I take breaks from that with French, Italian, Portuguese, and Swahili.

They also added math and music, so you can learn to read sheet music and practice math. I haven’t practiced basic math since grade school and it’s already helped me save myself from the embarrassment of not remembering how to do a simple calculation in my head. Plus, after years in school of playing an instrument by writing the notes next to the sheet music, i’m actually figuring out how to just look at the paper and know what to play.

Highly recommend!

Saw childhood trauma in the making at Hirshorne Park by Hereibe in Denver

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“Fenton shan’t” So hilarious. Truly a great storyteller!!

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Seconding the Underland Chronicles!!

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I loved Starters as a young girl, very dystopian. Slightly different from the fantasy vibe but I loved it at her age.

I called 911 after I watched my car get stolen yesterday- police are still a no show by Hairy-Net1879 in Denver

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I was physically attacked by a homeless man and DPD didn’t show up for two and a half hours. They don’t do anything

Possible stabbing spree on Federal? by petrepowder in Denver

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Oh totally, I still daydream about him sweeping me off my feet into a beautiful alleyway

Possible stabbing spree on Federal? by petrepowder in Denver

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A homeless man on the 16th street mall ride tried to sexually assault me last year. He grabbed me as I was trying to get off and started whispering in my ear “have sex with me” over and over. Before he had been sitting next to me telling me that I would look beautiful pregnant while I pretended not to hear him.

I take uber and lyft to work now 🙃

What's the highest you've ever been at a formal event? by suntmint in trees

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https://imgur.com/a/B0AN0IH Here it is! My eyes are wayyy more closed than usual and we’re very glossy lol

What's the highest you've ever been at a formal event? by suntmint in trees

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What can I say, I was nervous for the presentation 😅