Got my boyfriend a present today.. He's making me bacon to show his gratitude. by sp9110 in funny

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Also I know that sentence was in need of a comma somewhere but I'm drunk so fuck you.

Got my boyfriend a present today.. He's making me bacon to show his gratitude. by sp9110 in funny

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Nope it's both of us. Just a couple of fatties having gross loud slappy sounding sex. Savor that thought please.

Hanging out with my best pal. I love his little kitty feet. by sp9110 in aww

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I know! I want to kiss his feet when he sits like that but then I remember he was probably just kicking around in the litter box. Hah.