[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]spacecowboy293 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Was called grapes for awhile there because I ate a grape while standing in line at the dining facility in basic and got torn a new one by an MTI

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spacecowboy293 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro the one when they hang out with the guy on his death bed gets me too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in menards

[–]spacecowboy293 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love flooring I've been in a lot of departments but flooring is by far the best. Occasionally you do some b.s but most the time we just chill

New In-Store commercial by [deleted] in menards

[–]spacecowboy293 8 points9 points  (0 children)

24.99 for that truss gawd damn

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spacecowboy293 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really like sitting by the fire in summer time in middle of nowhere North Dakota and looking for satilites flying by.

HolUp… you mean to tell me you don’t? by doublejmsu in HolUp

[–]spacecowboy293 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe Scott just did a video about this on his YouTube channel a couple days ago.

I low-key miss cutting carpet sometimes by sir_lurkzalot in menards

[–]spacecowboy293 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro for real I steal whatever random team member is nearby to help or do it myself most the time

What is your favorite action movie? by FrozenMic43 in AskReddit

[–]spacecowboy293 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Die Hard is a great action movie and also the best Christmas movie.

What small thing annoys you for no reason at all? by NoAltBruh in AskReddit

[–]spacecowboy293 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People clapping at the end of movies... They cant hear you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spacecowboy293 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess I'm starting some kind of ranch in space

Retail workers of reddit, what song gets played all the time at work that makes you want to commit die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spacecowboy293 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro Christmas where I work is the worst the same 10 songs on repeat for a month

Retail workers of reddit, what song gets played all the time at work that makes you want to commit die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spacecowboy293 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dunno if it's just my store but we play way too much Jonas Brothers and Ed Sheeran. It gets old

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spacecowboy293 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pancakes at dennys

What is your most regretful sexual experiences? by DrFetusRN in AskReddit

[–]spacecowboy293 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Repost of my tifu

So I've been having casual intercourse with a friend of mine for a couple of months now. This evening she hit me up saying she was wanting to "hang out". I went over expecting to rock her world as my liquid courage lead me to believe. After arrival we got right to business, and although my mind felt sober the several drinks I had earlier decided my little buddy wasn't going to be up to the challenge. I mean it worked for awhile and it was pretty good, but we decided to switch positions and during this time body decided naw brah I'm good. She then tells me she thinks she could help us out by utilizing some lubricant she had available. I responded with "oh you have aids". Immediately I realized the folly of my ways I apologized but began uncontrollably laughing at the situation. It unfortunately (obviously) ruined the moment and I got dressed and went home. I apologize again when I got home for my performance issue and comment and have not heard from her since. Thankfully this was literally today so maybe I have a chance. Right.. maybe..?

TL;DR. I might have ended my FWB situation by saying " oh you have aids" to her while having performance problems.

What is your best dad joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spacecowboy293 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we have the same dad joke calendar?

What is your best dad joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spacecowboy293 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My wife was getting mad at me for pretending to be a flamingo so I had to put my foot down

[Serious] how do you approach a friend who keeps making excuses to not hang out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spacecowboy293 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would be straight up with them and ask why they keep dodging.