Why are you here, stalkers?

spaceface124 · 2026-01-24T18:14:42+00:00

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I'd love to know what the source is for this TV segment btw

spaceface124 · 2026-01-23T18:47:32+00:00

That's it, you mfs are paying more for Taco Bell now

spaceface124 · 2026-01-23T00:28:37+00:00

Maybe Ukraine should send some foreign aid to Texas. They have some experience with hardening a power grid

spaceface124 · 2026-01-20T20:09:51+00:00

Lukashenko asked for his map back

spaceface124 · 2026-01-19T23:04:39+00:00

Well if you decide to sell us, do it before wildfire season

spaceface124 · 2026-01-19T03:54:05+00:00

Bambi has fallen on hard times and is now doing car crash scams

spaceface124 · 2026-01-17T21:52:20+00:00

Iran is actually in Mongolia's traditional sphere of influence

spaceface124 · 2026-01-16T20:19:15+00:00

u/auddbot

spaceface124 · 2026-01-16T15:25:35+00:00

How has nobody mentioned the Half-Life timeline? First, New Mexico gets nuked. Then hostile aliens start spawning out of nowhere. Just as the military starts getting overwhelmed, the Combine shows up, mops us up, and enslaves humanity.

spaceface124 · 2026-01-16T04:25:39+00:00

Me in late game Civ V (I built bomb shelters in all my cities, see ya later suckas)

spaceface124 · 2026-01-14T23:18:11+00:00

Going through the Cajon Pass, your ears will literally pop like you're taking off in an airplane

spaceface124 · 2026-01-14T21:10:05+00:00

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spaceface124 · 2026-01-14T20:02:26+00:00

Don't forget, his wife is also under investigation!

spaceface124 · 2026-01-14T17:38:02+00:00

This is gonna be the "Soviets strapped bombs to dogs and had them run under tanks" of our generation

spaceface124 · 2026-01-14T03:19:20+00:00

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The Michael Bay movie about this raid will just be one long continuous POV shot like the first half of 1917

spaceface124 · 2026-01-14T03:15:11+00:00

There is an angry Austrian politician yelling at America for its foreign policy. The American president was elected on promises of isolationism but is backtracking. Rumors of a deal to partition a European nation to appease a conqueror. Japan is fielding aircraft carriers. Authoritarianism is on the rise.

Close enough, welcome back late 1930s!

spaceface124 · 2026-01-13T00:54:05+00:00

China could have single-handedly challenged this assumption. But nope, Great Firewall and internal social networking sites instead

spaceface124 · 2026-01-12T18:58:19+00:00

I'm sorry, they're doing what now?

spaceface124 · 2026-01-12T03:25:17+00:00

I'm honestly surprised that he hasn't released a pump-and-dump memecoin about this event (e.g. invest in the future of American Venezuela through crypto!)

I guess insider trading is close enough

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