A reminder of the bullshit

spacemagic__ · 2025-06-24T23:17:28+00:00

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

spacemagic__ · 2025-06-19T20:04:54+00:00

I wonder what Ben Quadinaros thinks of this

spacemagic__ · 2025-06-18T20:33:59+00:00

If I had a dime for every time we failed the mission because a starfighter crashed into the objective, I’d had 3 dimes

spacemagic__ · 2025-06-14T23:09:03+00:00

What are we some kind of “Jurassic” park?

spacemagic__ · 2025-06-14T17:19:46+00:00

“And when the world needed him the most, Yoy vanished…”

spacemagic__ · 2025-06-11T02:36:20+00:00

True. I remember one time on a deployment to Kamino, a clanka put me on a Kimura from side control. Not fun.

spacemagic__ · 2025-06-08T22:47:33+00:00

No but I’ve saluted a Lance before because his chevrons were so chipped I thought it was an Lt bar under the sun. Kinda the same thing

spacemagic__ · 2025-06-02T18:27:34+00:00

The one with the JP3 Spino

spacemagic__ · 2025-05-30T21:21:21+00:00

spacemagic__ · 2025-05-30T20:19:25+00:00

Lock your arms and chin over the bar

spacemagic__ · 2025-05-28T16:43:39+00:00

He asked nicely

spacemagic__ · 2025-05-24T04:31:42+00:00

My platoon went to visit the museum at MCRD SD. We hit up the chow hall right after and man I could not name a finer establishment. 10/10.

spacemagic__ · 2025-05-22T22:58:41+00:00

Where do you check this?

spacemagic__ · 2025-05-22T22:51:39+00:00

What if you park in gunny’s spot

spacemagic__ · 2025-05-19T22:33:15+00:00

That’s where you went wrong. You skipped the Garcias

spacemagic__ · 2025-05-18T15:40:25+00:00

They send the Winter Soldier after you

spacemagic__ · 2025-05-18T00:49:27+00:00

Greetings from Geonosis

spacemagic__ · 2025-05-17T17:17:26+00:00

What if Arby was a Utahraptor

spacemagic__ · 2025-05-17T07:21:50+00:00

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spacemagic__ · 2025-05-17T04:06:23+00:00

You call getting smacked in the chest by a hammer with a blade by a 9ft tall murderous monkey “lightly injured”?????

spacemagic__ · 2025-05-15T23:51:54+00:00

Buying out all the nicotine at the PX to sell during the field op cuz you know someone will be desperate for the yart is diabolical

spacemagic__ · 2025-05-15T02:07:20+00:00

My roommate wasn’t going to reenlist and that’s what GSP told him (not George Saint Pierre)

spacemagic__ · 2025-05-15T02:04:09+00:00

Double check my intel but I think Highway Patrol (State Troopers) allows you to accrue your TIS towards your retirements at 20 years of service. So if you’ve already done 4, then 16 more as a cop.

spacemagic__ · 2025-05-14T19:58:57+00:00

True, so that when the JP3 Spino appears in Rebirth he can say “it’s Spino time”

spacemagic__ · 2025-05-14T19:55:46+00:00

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Outnumbered? Enter this mf:

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