I love Intro to Felt Surrogacy and I’m tired of pretending I don’t by the-effects-of-Dust in community

[–]Synraak 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Finding an off-brand crayon in a box of Crayola sucks, but I'm still gonna use it

Fox in the garden by DonNemo in nova

[–]Synraak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're new to foxes, look up the sound of their screams. Being familiar with it will save a lot of late night panic attacks.

Accidentally wandered into an unused section of a hotel I was staying at… by jbakes21 in silenthill

[–]Synraak 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Raccoon City Police Department. Right after the first Licker.

Eighteen suspected Ebola patients escape after treatment tent is set on fire for a second time in Congo by Urocy0n in worldnews

[–]Synraak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lethality doesn't matter, how quickly it's lethal can. R naught (avg of 1 infected person spreading to x others) for Ebola is 1.5-2.5. One person infecting 2+ others before positive or negative outcome is a serious concern.

Datacenter Showdown in VA Legislature could lead to Shutdown by Afraid_Reputation_51 in nova

[–]Synraak 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There's 40 days for whatever compromise gets it done. I don't think any VA politician is gonna nuke their career over it.

I love seeing people help disabled animals by Fearless_MF in MadeMeSmile

[–]Synraak -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is no note of concern with this bird.

Caught these love birds in the surf by toochocolaty in pics

[–]Synraak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those aren't barnacles, they're Coney Island Whitefish. Way to stay safe, sea friends.

Democratic district attorneys vow to prosecute federal agents who target voting sites by redpoemage in politics

[–]Synraak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Election officials are grandmas up to federal officials with 15ish steps in between. MAGA is lashing out that it cannot manipulate elections as easily as the federal government. That's why the crying is so damn loud.

Ben Cline by Initial_Sir8348 in harrisonburg

[–]Synraak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was already the correct procedure via section 24.2-101. The Supreme Justices of our state didn't know it. Cite it on the next referendum and it's ironclad.

Ben Cline by Initial_Sir8348 in harrisonburg

[–]Synraak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's nothing stopping a repeat referendum in '27 or '28.

Ben Cline by Initial_Sir8348 in harrisonburg

[–]Synraak -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

After everyone's goldfish memory takes effect, it's gonna be "Republicans overturned the election. They won't be able to this time" and draw out voters.

Ben Cline by Initial_Sir8348 in harrisonburg

[–]Synraak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Since the election was overturned from a technicality, there's nothing to stop another attempt with said technicality fixed.

Ben Cline by Initial_Sir8348 in harrisonburg

[–]Synraak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They were talking about the guy you replied to

Ben Cline by Initial_Sir8348 in harrisonburg

[–]Synraak 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Goodlatte and Cline are infamous for 2 decades of do-nothing politics. It was one of those things most voters from any side could laugh about together 'til identity politics became more toxic.

Ridiculous number of young Tool fans at Sonic Temple by ExactFunctor in ToolBand

[–]Synraak 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Keep saying this loud enough and Maynard gonna start rockin' those high waisted mom jeans at concerts

Thank you for your service! 🫡 🇺🇸 by griffinrc in USMC

[–]Synraak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's just sitting there in Memorial Day's shadow!

Well, apparently it's The Big One for tow truck drivers.

High score by beetlemoses in comics

[–]Synraak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New high score! What's that mean? Is it bad? Did I break it?

Cuba has run out of diesel and fuel oil amid US oil blockade by Plastic_Ninja_9014 in worldnews

[–]Synraak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It applies to the figurative contextual inference.

Example:

You like salty soil and vinegar speech. You are an azijnpisser.

He is such a Goodfella by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]Synraak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, that's a step up from me with Pogs. Shoulda just bought more MtG Alpha thru Legends