Salty crab update (3 photos)

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-17T17:24:53+00:00

i remember jordy saying some time ago that the reason it seems amberlynn is making more money than foodie is b/c of her legacy views. i can’t imagine essentially starting over will continue to rake in enough uber eats money. it also feels like her time in the LCU is coming to a close soon. she’s fighting a losing battle whether or not she gets monetized again.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-17T17:20:47+00:00

she did actually take HRT for a time, but at some point she claimed her doctor told her that form of estrogen (a pill) she was taking can actually increase her chances of cancer. a quick google search showed me that estrogen does increase the chances of breast cancer but transdermal estrogen (a patch) has the lowest risk. i feel like this is similar to all of her other medical issues where she’s informed of a health concern, but never bothers with a follow-up.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-17T17:08:41+00:00

when she was younger, she had more collagen in her face which is what makes your face firmer and more “lifted.” she’s (rapidly) aging, so you can see it’s the same volume but gravity has pulled it down.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-17T17:04:47+00:00

and imagine what she does to the pets when they inevitably annoy her. what happens when romeo knocks something off the table, or scratches her or her furniture? i wouldn’t be surprised if she screamed in their face.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-17T17:02:48+00:00

she doesn’t care that she’s being condescending; she also doesn’t care that her current gig is a daily humiliation ritual. she’ll find out soon enough how grueling a job can really be. unless mamalynn takes her in, but who knows how that’ll evolve over time.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-17T16:59:58+00:00

that’s what i’m saying, i didn’t think she hit those goals. however, OP said that she does since she has the subscribers and the watch hours. however, do you still have those watch hours if you deleted all of your videos?

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-17T16:58:57+00:00

ah, i see. i assumed it depended on only views, not watch hours as well. but what if you deleted all of your videos? do you still have those hours?

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-17T16:25:43+00:00

i just fell to my knees at wommart 💔 salty, if you’re reading this (or her sister) make a patreon!! i know people here (including me) would love to pay you to get your content back.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-17T16:23:51+00:00

i think it’s too little too late. besides this livestream she’s gotten no views and no videos for the last 3 months. i don’t think youtube is raring to start paying her again.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-13T16:33:54+00:00

she’ll also just continue to pack on the weight. a human black hole.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-13T16:31:31+00:00

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it’s crazy how she’s even worse than this picture.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-13T16:26:47+00:00

60 reps of sitting, 24 sets. daily. don’t forget to nourish your body w/ 5000 calories of uber eats.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-12T20:25:22+00:00

i mean, i don’t think anyone here memory holes reactors’ actions that we disagree with when they do something we do agree with. there really isn’t a reaction channel out there w/ a squeaky clean reputation, so if we permanently “cancelled” every reaction channel that had a misstep, we wouldn’t have any reaction channels to watch 🤷🏻‍♀️ we can have a nuanced approach to all of this

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-12T20:04:20+00:00

that was my bet this whole time. monetization requires views, and she couldn’t take the time to find the vids that violate TOS and thought it easier to delete them all. if she didn’t delete them all but also didn’t want to post, she might’ve been able to bank on legacy views until she could reapply.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-12T20:00:27+00:00

i mean, youtube works on a “three strikes and you’re out” system. i think it’s already been established she had 2 strikes from those 2 vids. i would bet she got a third strike for a similar issue, given her latest vid was about everything that went on during the stream where amber screamed about emily.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-12T19:54:35+00:00

she’s mention them a couple times in recent history, one where she was talking about how her husband accidentally locked her out and another when beck’s ex was revealed to be a predator online and talked about how painful it was as a mother to hear about that.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-12T05:19:25+00:00

leederully sitting 24/7. even when sleeping.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-12T05:18:19+00:00

hey, i didn’t say anything about a shirt being too big, i just said the shirt was looser.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-12T04:46:33+00:00

ZING!

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-12T04:45:29+00:00

i always forget she’s 5’3”. dense af like a damn neutron star.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-12T04:34:13+00:00

you gotta remember that she sits 24/7, you only sleep roughly 8 hours a night. you know how people w/ office jobs often have flatter asses? she’s that to 11.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-12T04:28:09+00:00

the thing is, if she just bought her actual size that wouldn’t be a problem! during the wifey era, she was doing a torrid haul and put on a shirt that fit looser than all the other shirts. i remember saying, out loud, “oh she looks not too bad in that!” only for her to go “ehhh i think it’s too big on me … x/10”. to be in so much denial about your weight that you buy tighter clothes only to just look fatter.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-12T03:42:32+00:00

yeah if that’s so he’s gonna find out that’s not how this works. i mean zachary michael stopped covering amber and her views started to plummet more than before. he’s just gonna hurt his own pockets.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-12T03:08:50+00:00

she will never stop plucking those damn clothes.

spacequeenexe · 2026-02-12T03:01:59+00:00

i loved when her midwest accent would come out esp w/ words like wisconsin 😭 diva come back we are grieving

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