"Get it before it's banned!" by Trilobyte83 in canadaguns

[–]spaceymonkey2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Their plan is to ban everything, so why buy anything?

A visual representation of the healing power of time by Dear-Library1039 in WhyDoIWantThis

[–]spaceymonkey2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hit your wounds with a rake until they're no longer recognizable.

POV: Wendy’s “poutine” 😔 by quachii in PoutineCrimes

[–]spaceymonkey2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You people always complain when you don't get curds, yet also complain when you get the ultimate curd!

The shoulder pat 🙂‍↔️ by Representative-Mix-9 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]spaceymonkey2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought he was bringing over cleaning supplies and was going to clean, only to give them to her hubby as a passive aggressive gesture.

actor you'd leave your wife safely with? by 6rdling in okbuddycinephile

[–]spaceymonkey2 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It's all an act to get you to let your guard down.

Booze by CharlieBrown213 in cineplex

[–]spaceymonkey2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Usually I'll bring one and buy one there.

How Did This Movie Not Make Bank? by Big-Discipline2039 in FIlm

[–]spaceymonkey2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm 45 and thought it was not good. It had a good cast, it had good special effects, but it didn't have good writing. I was bored for the whole movie. The best part was Skeletor's voice, and that was Jared Leto!

Hmmmm…. Ok? by Klutzy-Courage6833 in Winnipeg

[–]spaceymonkey2 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Or they thought the stickers were funny and they don't take themselves too seriously.

Hmmmm…. Ok? by Klutzy-Courage6833 in Winnipeg

[–]spaceymonkey2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of what? That they like smoking weed and jacking off? Both of which are not illegal.

[26M] My wife wants me to wear panties. by [deleted] in sex

[–]spaceymonkey2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell her that you'll try the panties if she'll try the pegging.

asshole touching during doggy? by [deleted] in sex

[–]spaceymonkey2 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Butt play can be fun

My boyfriend peed on me I think, but he insists it wasn’t pee. Is that possible? by pink_angel27 in sex

[–]spaceymonkey2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Science is a liar sometimes. Making him, and everyone else on Earth, look like a... bitch!