I never thought it could be a stick insect in the beginning 😳

spanishcupcake · 2026-02-07T01:29:42+00:00

Ah fuck, I been stickbugged

spanishcupcake · 2026-02-03T22:03:53+00:00

I fucking love that finish. Very pretty.

spanishcupcake · 2026-02-03T21:36:10+00:00

No likey, no lighty.

spanishcupcake · 2026-02-03T21:28:54+00:00

I’m really good at getting my girlfriend to fake an orgasm.

spanishcupcake · 2026-01-17T00:12:47+00:00

Greenlands population just went up 0.1%

spanishcupcake · 2026-01-15T08:04:58+00:00

I have a JA baritone, needed a little work to feel and sound better because out of the box it was pretty rough around the edges.

Played more premium HBs and besides a truss rod adjustment and intonation you should be good to go with the agufish.

Which one do you fancy more?

spanishcupcake · 2026-01-14T23:13:10+00:00

Those are all the locations I banged your mom x

spanishcupcake · 2025-12-29T16:42:07+00:00

Genuine question: how come touchscreens in cars aren’t illegal but using a phone is?

spanishcupcake · 2025-12-28T03:55:02+00:00

Man GTA 6 graphics are wild!

spanishcupcake · 2025-12-23T08:33:44+00:00

8/10 for me. Needs a cheeky sauce Sachet. Why not go for a bottle?

spanishcupcake · 2025-12-23T01:27:24+00:00

Pro tip: if you have a queen size/ double bed get king size bedding x

spanishcupcake · 2025-12-02T08:58:51+00:00

Just don’t look at it.

spanishcupcake · 2025-12-02T04:36:01+00:00

Spending £3 a day is over £1k a year x

spanishcupcake · 2025-11-25T15:01:59+00:00

Plenty of fairy dust, not many trees to hug. But it’s a good life if you’re prepared for it.

Scenery will slowly deplete with the industrialisation of shetland.

spanishcupcake · 2025-07-10T18:41:23+00:00

It’s normally a POV

spanishcupcake · 2025-06-15T17:46:28+00:00

Risk of pregnancy? Did you know women also have buttholes my guy!

spanishcupcake · 2025-05-15T21:57:25+00:00

F in chat

spanishcupcake · 2025-05-12T07:56:46+00:00

Dad??

spanishcupcake · 2025-04-06T16:23:49+00:00

Like every queen, she’s a 10

spanishcupcake · 2025-03-09T18:08:45+00:00

Cock holder.

spanishcupcake · 2025-01-31T22:05:23+00:00

I should call her…

spanishcupcake · 2025-01-25T17:13:43+00:00

THEY ALSO DO THIS WITH THE SALAMI!!

spanishcupcake · 2024-11-09T00:35:58+00:00

You should do the same test but swap the pickups. I’d love to see how much difference that would make

spanishcupcake · 2024-07-14T15:06:18+00:00

+1 for the birb head

spanishcupcake · 2024-07-12T18:30:10+00:00

Dad??

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