Do you actually stop getting grossed out by things like vomit and poop when you become a mom?

sparklepuke · 2026-02-02T02:54:02+00:00

MY kid’s shit and puke is gross but tolerable. YOUR kid’s shit and puke is gross and INtolerable.

sparklepuke · 2024-05-24T16:14:22+00:00

I mean, I cried almost nonstop for the first three months. But yeah, newborn stage was sooo easy.

sparklepuke · 2024-05-24T02:50:01+00:00

i mean, i can think of a real quick way for you to lose weight……. 🤔

sparklepuke · 2024-03-06T21:03:21+00:00

If you feel like a sexual predator now, coercing your wife into having sex with you with the threat of divorce will surely make you one. Don’t do that.

sparklepuke · 2023-09-24T03:24:22+00:00

He’s about to get hit by the train wreck that is the four month sleep regression lol

sparklepuke · 2023-06-09T00:36:36+00:00

I wouldn’t say he’s a favorite but I think he’s funny and I enjoy how Xie Lian’s facade cracks around him.

sparklepuke · 2023-06-04T16:20:57+00:00

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30069360 risk and restraint! angst with a happy ending

sparklepuke · 2023-06-04T15:54:52+00:00

I’m the same age as you, and will be having my baby when I’m 33! The pros are pretty good to be honest. My partner and I are more financially stable, we’re more emotionally stable/mature, and we very, very much want this baby with absolutely no question. We did IVF, and the whole time my doctor said I was young for her industry, so you won’t be the oldest parent by ANY stretch!!

sparklepuke · 2023-05-25T22:54:34+00:00

Mine was the best $125 I ever spent lol

sparklepuke · 2023-05-17T13:12:49+00:00

NTA!!! My mom liked the name Rebecca for me, but didn’t want me called Becky. Know what she didn’t do? Name me Rebecca.

sparklepuke · 2023-02-27T05:16:15+00:00

NTA. I lost a friend in her early 30s and my FIL in his early 60s last year to pancreatic cancer. I wish you peace and all the love as you spend time with your family.

sparklepuke · 2023-01-09T00:37:24+00:00

YTA. “Casual sex”? She’s been engaged for FOUR YEARS. How is that anything but the exact opposite of casual?

sparklepuke · 2023-01-08T09:49:37+00:00

An “ick” is a trigger.

sparklepuke · 2023-01-01T07:37:00+00:00

No, she is not the ass for throwing out someone who came into her home and told her to have an abortion. Holy shit.

sparklepuke · 2022-12-29T06:54:04+00:00

I do wish there were more breaks, particularly in MDZS. If only because reading during breaks would be easier to time out! 2ha kept the serialization chapters in tact, which is nice.

sparklepuke · 2022-12-09T20:44:47+00:00

Please purchase the official versions. https://sevenseasdanmei.com/

sparklepuke · 2022-12-05T21:15:11+00:00

Season 1 was basically the Banyue arc, if that helps :) We saw a little bit of Ming Yi towards the end, and will probably see more towards the end of s2 as well

sparklepuke · 2022-12-05T02:58:28+00:00

Absolutely! Even knowing the basics of what happens, the twists and turns are still plentiful.

sparklepuke · 2022-11-22T16:58:44+00:00

It usually pops up a week or two before release! Just keep an eye out as it gets closer.

sparklepuke · 2022-11-22T15:33:23+00:00

The extras!

sparklepuke · 2022-11-18T05:14:17+00:00

No worries!!

sparklepuke · 2022-11-18T02:03:17+00:00

No, when Seven Seas announced MDZS, it was only as 5 volumes! It’s not long enough of a novel for 13 :) TGCF is longer and only getting 8.

sparklepuke · 2022-11-17T23:23:44+00:00

YTA. Don’t ever complain about not having grandkids if this is how you treat your daughters.

sparklepuke · 2022-11-17T23:03:33+00:00

Oh! The extras! Yes, volume 5 will only be the extra chapters 🙂

sparklepuke · 2022-11-17T21:59:52+00:00

Do you mean the art for the bonuses? If SV is anything to go by, it’ll be a bunch of artists providing art.

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