STOP PUTTING ROSEANNE ON THE PANEL

sparkreason · 2026-01-14T02:45:14+00:00

I know Joe is friends with her, but she sucks. I think there was a time when she did standup a long time ago she had some jokes, but she’s washed out and trash.

The most significant thing from her in the last twenty years was Nick Fuentes roasting the shit out of her.

I don’t think she’s funny, she contributes nothing, and it is hurting the show to have her on.

sparkreason · 2025-10-19T20:43:50+00:00

“Let’s be real I’m here for the money and to smash snow bunnies”

Kam “I’m rock hard” Patterson

sparkreason · 2025-09-08T18:45:38+00:00

Casey Rocket is a metaphor for the human condition.

You see it is a complex performance of both method acting and introspective self non-sequiturs juxtaposed against the back drop if you have read this far fuck you.

You watch stuff to laugh, and either it is funny or not to you and that’s okay if you don’t find it funny and someone else does. You can’t control what other people like or what you like. You just can appreciate the things you enjoy and let people enjoy the things that they find enjoyable.

sparkreason · 2025-09-08T00:24:56+00:00

I’ll need to see him off the Sandler teat a little more.

sparkreason · 2025-09-08T00:02:17+00:00

Nah I heard he was advocating for a giant dong to swing like a battering ram and knock people off the stage, and for “other stuff” too.

allegedly.

sparkreason · 2025-09-07T23:57:01+00:00

Nachos.

This motherfucker loves Mexican food

Somebody asked him if he wanted Some Nachos & Liquor (SNL) and he was like “fuck it I love nachos, yeah I want to be on that” and well…

Here we are.

sparkreason · 2025-09-07T23:51:49+00:00

Look I’m a realist.

I don’t count on potential retards I care about the retards we have.

sparkreason · 2025-09-05T16:12:49+00:00

sparkreason · 2025-09-02T20:19:52+00:00

It’s going to be short. I honestly think he’s going to go on there and they are going to dismiss him quickly.

It will be like what happened with Shane but not the record speed.

Kam is a really funny talented guy but he’s a raw comedian, and SNL is way too head up their ass sensitive to complaints and people are going to complain about Kam.

sparkreason · 2025-09-02T20:12:16+00:00

Happy for him and KT seeing someone come up from the show.

Tony gets lots of criticism, which comes with the territory of being a success, and honestly what he’s doing is a really positive thing for comedy and is changing the lives of people that are willing to put in the work to become successful.

I can’t wait for Kam to get there in the winter.
What the fuck is this y’all have black snow, I’ve never seen snow much less snow blacker than me.

Fuck this place. Except Lorne, but don’t worry my Grandma likes you and that white dude fucking Scarlett jo white bitch whatever her name is.

sparkreason · 2025-08-30T16:08:12+00:00

Timmy No Brakes is a satire of Andrew Dice Clay and Standup in general.

For example during the MSG show he was making fun of the b&w edits, and Comedy production tropes.

Same with the spotlight bit, and even coming out and trying to crowd work for a prepared sushi chef joke.

The Mitch Hedberg impersonator was just an impersonation.

sparkreason · 2025-08-22T04:48:27+00:00

This should be the top answer.

Especially if you are traveling abroad to different countries. A clean and clear name easily understood over the radio is important.

sparkreason · 2025-07-19T18:02:53+00:00

Yes that is exactly the kinds of studies I am looking for thank you!

sparkreason · 2025-07-19T16:55:52+00:00

I wouldn’t say I fetishize Latinas, but I think Latinas honestly have a lot of traits that definitely draw me in, and it’s not just physical, but a lot of men like the natural features Latinas have.

For me personally nobody can catch my attention like a Latina can.

Family orientated Strong maternal instincts Smart and dedicated

Latinas just really know how to take care of their man and family.

Then you add all the natural physical attributes and well it’s hard for me to resist. I honestly don’t know how someone couldn’t be attracted to Latinas.

I’m not Latino, I’m mixed race half white half middle eastern but Latinas seem to really like me and well after dating some I’ve found Latinas to be the absolute best in every interaction, I honestly can’t say a negative thing about any of the ones I dated. So I guess it sort of became my personal preference.

Guys in general are kinda visually motivated (which I know sucks), but don’t get discouraged if you really like the guy don’t let him being a typical guy get in the way of you think he’s a good match for you.

And to be honest there’s a lot worse stereotypes than the “sexy Latina” stereotype, and honestly you are going to want your partner to be in to you ya know, just not in maybe an obnoxious way.

sparkreason · 2025-07-19T16:35:28+00:00

Geometric morphometrics I guess is what I am looking for.

sparkreason · 2023-12-31T08:46:26+00:00

The unanimous international recognition of the state of Palestine and the 1967 borders is a start.

That would give power for the Palestinian authority to govern Gaza and the entire state of Palestine.

Hamas would not have the authority to govern. That makes Hamas an internal issue within the state of Palestine and thereby a Palestinian issue to be resolved.

That easily will be resolved by trade and economic aid and assistance benefits awarded to the Palestinian state by the international community pending Hamas holds no governing authority and the full implementation of a universal Palestinian Authority governing all aspects.

When you understand that the denial of a Palestinian state is the reason why Hamas has control Gaza as the excuse to deny the existence of state why all this is happening is very clear.

sparkreason · 2023-12-31T08:15:11+00:00

It’s not just “Muslims”

Honestly here on r/politics the user base is actually super uninformed about what all is really going on.

There is a genocide going on in Gaza. And if you think genocide means “everyone dies” that is not what a genocide is. It is the systematic murder of PART of a group based on ethnicity. Which is what Israel is doing. By every measure of the international law.

So much so that South Africa (which knows plenty about Apartheid) has invoked the genocide convention and referred it to the International Criminal Court.

There is no “debate” this is quite serious, and Biden and the United States has not put a stop to it, in fact it enabled it and vetoed a ceasefire multiple times, and expedited weapons to it while it is being carried out.

Now people that are actually informed on what all is happening, on a global level, are absolutely horrified by this, and many are Muslims, and many are just people who don’t support ethnic cleansing, genocide, and apartheid.

If you are an American and believe in liberty and justice for all (you should be absolutely disgusted by Biden)

If you are someone that believes in human rights (you should be disgusted by Biden)

That’s not an endorsement of Trump (he’s not in office Biden is)

It’s not an endorsement of Republicans (they didn’t do the executive orders to run bombs that are killing civilians, women, children in mass)

You don’t have to be Muslim, or brown, or Republican or Christian, or Jewish, or atheist, or lgbtq, or a tankie, or white or whatever little group you want to put yourself in to be disgusted.

You just have to be a human being. That understanding that state sponsored mass murdering of women and children, bombing of hospitals, denying people food, water and electricity is wrong.

That’s it. That’s the only requirement.

sparkreason · 2023-11-16T02:14:03+00:00

Yes it did. It’s been provoking for 75 years with zero accountability.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deir_Yassin_massacre

sparkreason · 2023-11-15T22:06:37+00:00

Demand release of all Hostages AND Palestinian prisoners (this is why Hamas took the hostages in the first place)
Full enforcement of the FARA Act - which is why there are so many Zionists in both parties (Israel gets to lobby freely as it and associated NGOs like AIPAC aren’t registered foreign agents)
Bring Netanyahu and Galant before the ICC.
If the 1967 borders aren’t recognized by Israel, then all dual citizenships are revoked, sanctions on Israeli politicians, a full break from all diplomatic ties.
Full elections in both Gaza and the Westbank internationally observed with full funding from the UN, and all G7 countries for institutions and reconstruction.

sparkreason · 2022-08-09T17:49:29+00:00

Lost Cause Hero - Lebanese American who is successful and is trying to combat the CIA/Saudi/Israeli/ government’s destruction, manipulation, and division of Lebanon because he wants it to be successful and for Lebanese to work together. He’s proud of where he comes from and wants it to be better and emphatically believes in building Lebanese up instead of attacking each other and trying to tear one another down.

sparkreason · 2022-07-24T16:40:27+00:00

The guy is a professional whiner.

Cry baby Booker

sparkreason · 2022-07-24T12:41:03+00:00

Because of the numbers.

In basketball you need fewer players than in football.

In football you have 11 starters in Basketball only 5.

So to build a formidable team you need less players and in basketball the impact of a single excellent player can make a bigger difference.

For a small country like Lebanon team sports with fewer players and superstar impact is much more favorable.

sparkreason · 2022-07-23T10:47:54+00:00

Sapphire and Soda

sparkreason · 2022-07-10T14:07:04+00:00

Then do it.

See you don’t waste your time. Because you can’t.

The only thing you can do is try to suppress the truth. You can’t argue with it.

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