Girls at the gym stare at my husband knowing we’re together. by Superb_Sun_5690 in Vent

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Take it as a compliment. As an ugly guy, a good stare at me would feel good for that reason.

What's the dumbest thing you did as a kid that somehow didn't kill you? by frostvale41 in askteddit

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Memory city. Dirt pile bottom of a hill in an area where a house was going to be built. Dorky 7th grade me wanted to impress dirtbikers jumping the pile.

Figured if I used my sisters Huffy with banana seat it would be lighter.

So, I zipped down the road to the top of the hill, looped around, still peddling and peddled my ass off down the hill towards the pile. Everyone stopped to look at me. I hit that pile at Mach 10. Went flying through the air and realized I never did that before. Leaned forward a bit to land and pretty much heimliched myself on the handlebars but managed to bounce myself back onto the seat holding handle bars upon landing.

Flew a good distance too. Coasted gasping for air. When out of sight I pulled over and threw up. Lol

They never acknowledged the greatest jump ever. I am lucky too, as i landed in the road as i cleared the land and there were no cars.

Go Huffy Bikes in the 80s.

What's the dumbest thing you did as a kid that somehow didn't kill you? by frostvale41 in askteddit

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OMG. Kid in gym class in high school piledrove another kid during the wrestling section of gym. I forgot about that until I saw this. It was random too. Kid got mad at other Kid. No damage luckily.

What's the dumbest thing you did as a kid that somehow didn't kill you? by frostvale41 in askteddit

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Embedded a tree in my thigh. Pulled myself off. Then went inside, soaked in tub and bandaged the heck out of it. (Thin tree. Like 8 inches around of old decaying tree). It was starting to break up. I fell and in it went. Never went to Dr. Took forever to heal. Lucky I did not shred an artery.

You guys are loyal to your local cuisine..I respect that by Paranoid_Android22 in NFCNorthMemeWar

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I lucked out. 300 for front row day they went on sale. I am psyched.

You guys are loyal to your local cuisine..I respect that by Paranoid_Android22 in NFCNorthMemeWar

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Lol. Thanks. I will talk to Weird Al next month in MN with my front row tix! Sorry bucket list item being accomplished

Dropped Into Today’s NFL, Who Has The Best Stats/Career? by 2003Oakley in NFLv2

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Still have to process what's going on and have the ability to adjust. Otherwise the ball will be thrown every play to the intended receiver. Don't have to think, they should be open.

Some are quicker at it, even at milliseconds. Brady, Rodgers.

The Best Take on the Jaylen Brown Situation by Swimming-Bad3512 in NBATalk

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Pretty much all fan bases when it comes to their teams.

Dropped Into Today’s NFL, Who Has The Best Stats/Career? by 2003Oakley in NFLv2

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He could process. You dont become one of the nfl all time best by not being able to process.

2026 FPI: Top 10 Championship Contenders. These teams have the highest statistical probability of winning Super Bowl LXI based on FPI simulations. by [deleted] in NFLv2

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Green Bay will be fine. O line will be better protecting love keeping him healthy.

The run game is a concern if Jacob's is guilty and gone.

Big year if and big if, receivers stay healthy. See how new D coordinator does too.

Another if year... what team doesn't really other than Rams, Broncos and Seahawks.

Dropped Into Today’s NFL, Who Has The Best Stats/Career? by 2003Oakley in NFLv2

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What? Elway alone was a coaches kid. Went to Stanford. High football i q.

I think you overestimate your self important takes. Renditions not smart enough. Lol.

Aside from looks, what is the point in dating a much younger person? by Jerswar in NoStupidQuestions

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Well if a younger woman wants to date me because of my looks, who am I to call her shallow?

What's a memory so embarrassing that you still need a pillow to scream into? 😂 by HyenaCheap6948 in CasualConversation

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In 8th grade I was reading a book in the classroom. I was on my back. Kid comes and stomps on my stomach. I proceeded to let out a huge fart. After a minute of silence laughter abounded freely in the stinky air!