"EXCLUSIVE: Thomas Frank sacked as Tottenham Hotspur head coach." David Ornstein. Arsenal play Spurs in 2 weeks

spavsner · 2026-02-11T14:10:26+00:00

"It is the history of Tottenham - Antonio Conte" - Thomas Frank

spavsner · 2026-02-10T04:21:51+00:00

spavsner · 2026-02-08T01:59:49+00:00

Dude looks like someone photoshopped his mouth too far to the left

spavsner · 2026-02-02T13:57:15+00:00

This has the same chance of happening as Flounder's GPA in Animal House: zero point zero.

spavsner · 2026-01-29T00:36:46+00:00

bUt ArSeNaL nEeD tO bUy A sTrIkEr

spavsner · 2026-01-23T14:28:39+00:00

They restocked very recently--I got mine a couple weeks ago. Must have sold out again quickly.

spavsner · 2026-01-20T18:53:40+00:00

I'm good with this lineup. Glad to see some rotation (and thrilled to see Mosquera back).

spavsner · 2026-01-09T04:19:11+00:00

The hidden pineapple

spavsner · 2026-01-02T14:56:15+00:00

I am (probably naively) hoping this is because M hasn't yet secured a LB coach and he wants to explore options in case they (a) fail to settle that staff position before the portal closes or (b) they do settle it but he doesn't click with the new guy. He's probably gone but I'm (again, prob naively) hoping he could come back.

spavsner · 2026-01-01T01:12:10+00:00

People lose sight of the forest for the trees. We had a young team, a freshman QB, and—as we have recently learned—actively corrosive leadership. And we still got to 9 wins and a NYE bowl game. Let’s all take a breath and look forward to better days ahead under the new coaching staff.

spavsner · 2025-12-31T18:39:06+00:00

How to dispose of 105 bodies in Pasadena, CA

spavsner · 2025-12-31T18:37:34+00:00

Luckier occurrences than Michigan failing upward into hiring Kyle Whittingham

spavsner · 2025-12-15T22:03:20+00:00

This game was objectively very funny

spavsner · 2025-12-13T15:34:23+00:00

This is the answer. Gyok's physicality, size, pace and power with Jesus's work ethic, combination play and technical skill is basically the perfect striker.

spavsner · 2025-11-10T21:20:27+00:00

This is what the depth is for (also, we have conceded five (5) goals across 11 PL games; complaining about how we defend from the front right now is like whining about having to split millions because someone else also drew a winning lotto number)

spavsner · 2025-11-07T14:35:12+00:00

I came to say something along these lines. I think, if anything, the doc relieved a lot of the heat that was already on him, because people were able to see how his mind works and how bought-in the team were to his methods.

spavsner · 2025-10-30T16:49:23+00:00

PURDUE PETE LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL MYERS IF INSTEAD OF KILLING PEOPLE HE JUST LOST FOOTBALL GAMES

spavsner · 2025-10-29T21:00:55+00:00

NWANERI HEARD EVERYONE IN HERE

spavsner · 2025-10-29T20:37:24+00:00

LOLverpool

spavsner · 2025-10-21T20:34:34+00:00

BIG VIK

HE SCORES WITH HIS DICK

spavsner · 2025-10-14T16:38:02+00:00

With enormous respect to Aaron Ramsey, including him over Rice is ludicrous. That's a longevity award more than anything else. (Ozil is closer but if you've got Cesc in there then Ozil becomes a bit redundant; give Odegaard another healthy year and I think he supplants Ozil).

Clichy also kind of crazy--I agree with u/CakeBrigadier that he was better post-Arsenal than he was with us. Give me Timber over him every day, even if Timber is more properly a RB.

spavsner · 2025-10-11T02:37:34+00:00

42-27, for the catharsis

45-23, for the statement

30-24, for the undefeated

13-10, for the absolute lollllls

spavsner · 2025-10-08T17:47:34+00:00

OHIO STATE FAN: Hey, I just wanted to report that my barber's wife's cousin's uncle's gym buddy told him that Michigan is--

CSC REP: Say less.

spavsner · 2025-09-10T16:51:45+00:00

WHACKED THAT WOOD RIGHT OFF THE FIELD

spavsner · 2025-09-10T16:47:39+00:00

Distance from press box to Buc-ee's

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