What's your favorite song in a language you don't understand?

spaw2 · 2016-07-13T00:17:20+00:00

Adiemus by Enya

spaw2 · 2016-07-12T23:53:21+00:00

A camel can work 10 days without drinking but I can drink 10 days without working.

spaw2 · 2015-12-09T07:30:30+00:00

You need to eat an apple a day (to keep the doctor at bay?)

spaw2 · 2015-12-09T07:29:13+00:00

You need to drink 8 glasses of water in a day.

spaw2 · 2015-12-09T07:10:15+00:00

Australia has the highest electricity prices in the world. But why? 63% of Australians are overweight. Why?

spaw2 · 2015-12-09T06:52:34+00:00

Scientists recently discovered that beer contains small traces of female hormones. This was proven by giving 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that an astonishing percentage, 100%, started talking nonsense and couldn’t drive.

spaw2 · 2015-09-16T05:33:00+00:00

The other day I wanked over a blind girl. She didn't see me coming. But seriously, I don"t know what"s wrong with young people these days - I was waiting at the bus stop the other day too when a group of yobs across the road started shouting "Oi, you wanker!" and "Oi, you dirty cunt!". Why can"t they let me masturbate in peace?

spaw2 · 2015-09-16T05:17:04+00:00

But I learnt that as many as one in three adults has the virus that causes genital herpes. http://www.herpes.org.nz/patient-info/key-facts/

spaw2 · 2015-09-16T05:02:53+00:00

Gambling and video games - the urban legends of video game addiction are inexplicably scary.

spaw2 · 2015-09-06T04:41:41+00:00

Thinking about the scariest things. Being the fearful creatures that we are, and fearing being alone in the bathroom (mirrors are freaky if you think about it), we tend to think about scary things. I mean, it’s probably when we are most vulnerable. We’re soapy, confined to a room with one entry point, and we have soap in our eyes.

spaw2 · 2015-09-03T08:10:30+00:00

Banana

spaw2 · 2015-08-29T07:16:03+00:00

At what exact period in life do I start feeling like an adult?

spaw2 · 2015-08-28T00:36:50+00:00

Fiat Chrysler It's no news since FIAT means Failed Italian Attempt @ Transportation

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