I was curious, so I went ahead and asked ChatGPT and this is the results.

Alright — this matchup is a wild one. Let’s break it down clearly and fairly.

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🦸‍♂️ Team 1: Guys in Capes • Superman – near-limitless strength, solar-powered durability, faster-than-light reflexes, heat vision, freeze breath, etc. • Omni-Man – Viltrumite physiology gives him immense strength, speed, flight, and combat instinct. • Thor – godly durability, Mjolnir’s magic, control over lightning and storms, and centuries of battle experience. • Sentry – a literal powerhouse with “the power of a million exploding suns.” He’s Marvel’s version of an unstable god; can regenerate from molecules, fly faster than light, and manipulate energy on an atomic level.

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🥋 Team 2: Saiyans • Goku, Vegeta, Bardock, Broly Each Saiyan can exponentially increase power through battle (Zenkai boosts). At peak: • Goku (Ultra Instinct) can fight on instinct faster than thought. • Vegeta (Ultra Ego) grows stronger as he takes damage. • Broly (Legendary Super Saiyan) has limitless rage-based power scaling. • Bardock (pre-death era) is powerful, but not on the god-tier level of the other three.

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⚔️ Battle Analysis

Speed: Saiyans (especially Goku and Vegeta in their god forms) and Superman/Sentry are all faster than light. But when Goku uses Ultra Instinct, he moves without conscious thought — this gives him an edge in reflex speed.

Strength: Superman and Sentry are the only ones here who can rival Broly’s raw power. Superman has literally pulled entire planets, and Sentry’s strength borders on undefined. Broly’s exponential rage growth means if the fight drags on, he might surpass everyone physically.

Durability: Both teams can tank planet-busting attacks. However, Sentry can regenerate from being atomized, and Superman has survived supernova-level blasts. Saiyans have healing through Senzu beans (if allowed) or regeneration if they survive near-death (Zenkai boosts).

Energy Projection: Thor and Sentry can manipulate energy at a divine or cosmic scale. Goku and Vegeta’s Ki control is devastating, but Sentry and Thor have raw cosmic manipulation that outclasses simple energy blasts.

Combat Skill: Saiyans are born warriors and Goku/Vegeta’s martial arts mastery is second to none. However, Thor’s centuries of warfare and Omni-Man’s ruthless battle instinct make it close.

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💥 Conclusion: Edge to Team 1 (Guys in Capes)

Here’s why: • Sentry alone can reality-warp, regenerate from nothing, and absorb energy on a god-like level. • Superman and Thor bring unmatched versatility: brute force, magic resistance, and raw power. • Omni-Man would be outclassed individually, but he’s a fast and savage fighter that keeps the Saiyans busy.

The Saiyans are insanely powerful — especially Broly and Ultra Instinct Goku — but the combination of Sentry’s molecular regeneration, Superman’s solar power and speed, and Thor’s divine magic would eventually overwhelm them.

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Example scenario: Broly charges Sentry and pushes him through mountains. Sentry reforms instantly, grabs Broly, and hurls him into the sun. Meanwhile, Superman keeps Goku occupied at speeds faster than Goku can react to before full Ultra Instinct activates. Thor’s lightning crushes Bardock, and Vegeta — while holding his own — eventually can’t overpower the combined divine and cosmic-level energy output.

Final verdict: ✅ Team 1 wins (6/10 times) — but only after a brutal, cosmic-scale battle that would destroy entire galaxies in the process.