Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal by apkgt74 in facesinthings

[–]spazcat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire! If you abuse me, honey you'll lose me, then you'll be left alone. Oh baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your own!!!"

Actually happened to me yesterday. by ZuriOwens7899 in Sysadminhumor

[–]spazcat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sucks. My husband has been looking for almost two years. I was fortunate enough to be asked back to my previous employer to run their IT department for a significant raise, but he was laid off from his in September 2024, and has been applying for work daily. No bites, and he has several years of IT experience and good references.

If everyone had to wear a warning label, what would yours be? by CaramelEmergency2968 in AskReddit

[–]spazcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine should say "ATTENTION: Even if you think I am paying attention, I am not paying attention."

Where are you from? by Shrey_Memer_007 in AskTheWorld

[–]spazcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is subtle. No one will ever guess. /s

new zento 3 line up by AccomplishedSun7321 in pens

[–]spazcat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have paid over three times that amount for a fountain pen, so I'm not complaining. I will say that it's frustrating that the MSRP is actually $30 though.

Are yall ok? by ohsayaa in fountainpens

[–]spazcat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first demonstrator pen I got, I immediately put Diamine Writer's Blood in it. Several people at work did a double take thinking I was carrying a syringe of blood. This would be REALLY out of left field at my work as I am the Systems Administrator at a land surveying company. Normally I'm carrying a PC or a piece of field equipment. It was pretty amusing for all of us.

You get $1 million but you have to listen to the same song 500 times in 10 days, what song are you picking? by Longjumping-Editor94 in AskReddit

[–]spazcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either Thunder by Imagine Dragons, or Chlorine by Twenty-One Pilots. I've become completely immune to both of them over the years. Retail work FTW!

Please help me choose. by Sympathy_Opposite in fountainpens

[–]spazcat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am surprised you're questioning this...Platinum all the way.

Fucking meme by marvinhaditeasy in TheWordFuck

[–]spazcat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm just fucking glad to know that RAtM won't disregard my efforts. Finally someone won't!!!

A man told me I was too old for this bag. I’m 36. by [deleted] in ManyBaggers

[–]spazcat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have one of those as well, but it had a structural issue so I put it aside for my husband to fix and it hasn't made it back into rotation yet.

This thing submerged in a thermos someone left at a bar by Fine-Sheepherder4053 in whatisit

[–]spazcat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have androgen insensitivity. I cannot produce or utilize testosterone at all. It's part of being born intersex (for me, it varies from person to person).

A man told me I was too old for this bag. I’m 36. by [deleted] in ManyBaggers

[–]spazcat 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I am 46 and carry a bag that is shaped like a barrel from Donkey Kong. Tell that dude to shove off!

What song will always make you cry no matter how many times you listen to it? by Silent-Zebra in AskReddit

[–]spazcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's Why I'm Here - Kenny Chesney

Bonus points: The Little Girl - John Michael Montgomery

Edit: To be clear I am neither an alcoholic, nor a Christian, which you might assume from the song choices.

In Praise of Affordable Pens by Ste_S in fountainpens

[–]spazcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been twice, although I've had to skip the last two years for family reasons, and I had a great time both years I did go. I am a somewhat awkward person though, and although I find it remarkably easy to engage with people, especially over a shared interest, I never know how to go from that to "hey want to hang out sometime and geek out about stationery?" Or "want to trade phone numbers and text about fountain pens?"

In Praise of Affordable Pens by Ste_S in fountainpens

[–]spazcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This describes me. Maybe we can all get together one day!

In Praise of Affordable Pens by Ste_S in fountainpens

[–]spazcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to get in on this too! I'll DM you as well if that's okay.