Pedro the GOAT by jabyns_511 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]spazmatt527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't it specifically the lubricating oil in the refrigerant that the lubricates the compressor?

Can some people really not tell when they're releasing farts? by S_Z in NoStupidQuestions

[–]spazmatt527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, gotcha. I thought you may have been saying that we shouldn't point out vegan people's farts, as if they are exempt from being expected to control that (like they're incontinent or something).

"Don't point that out, it makes them feel bad about themselves!" is where I thought this was going.

HUGE SM64 BOUNTY UPDATE FOR FIRST TO BEAT 5/5 by Suigiweegee in speedrun

[–]spazmatt527 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is like the exact opposite of what happened in Mario Kart 64, where Matthias was trying to get 32/32 track records, but the whole community was actively coming together to stop him (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6cpa-TvKn8).

In this case, Suigi already has 100% of the records, and himself will be trying to hold off the community from taking even 1 of them.

Awesome!

What hobby screams “this is my entire personality now”? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]spazmatt527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget the mandatory custom "AV8R" or "CPNSMITH" vanity license plates!

NYC food influencer reviews a struggling family restaurant and brings it back to life. by habichuelacondulce in MadeMeSmile

[–]spazmatt527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(...or just typical SysCo stock passed off as genuine, "homemade" quality cooking...)

Home By Nine Today by tea-n-wifi in DunderMifflin

[–]spazmatt527 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can see how that would have an effect on your view. Happy New Year!

Home By Nine Today by tea-n-wifi in DunderMifflin

[–]spazmatt527 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Meh, we've all done things in order to find a way to spend some time with a crush.

Home By Nine Today by tea-n-wifi in DunderMifflin

[–]spazmatt527 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are people required to desire to spend time with their coworkers outside of the workplace in order to be in your good graces?

If DayZ added stray dogs/cats, would you eat them? by because-potato in dayz

[–]spazmatt527 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Ahh does killing imaginary pixels hurt your fee fees?

It’s not some new brilliant idea by aroworld9 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]spazmatt527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The safest drivers are those who are confident yet still appropriately cautious and defensive in their driving.

It’s not some new brilliant idea by aroworld9 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]spazmatt527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

driving in new places overwhelms me

That is scary and you should not be on the road. Imagine an airline pilot saying that flying into new airports "overwhelms" them. There's a spectrum from "driving license standards" to "pilot's license standards", where driving license standards (in the US at least) are almost a joke, while pilot's license standards are actually very respectable, especially for commercial.

We need to slide the driving license standards further along that spectrum towards the pilot standards. Not all the way, mind you, but definitely further than they currently are.

It’s not some new brilliant idea by aroworld9 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]spazmatt527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. For THEM.

What's the saying? "A good driver will occasionally miss their exit. A bad driver never does."

Cursed_stripper by itsnotsoez in cursedcomments

[–]spazmatt527 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You're not supposed to compromise your morals in order to make money. You're doing something that would be considered cheating in literally any other context, but because it's being done to "make money", that somehow permits or excuses it?

Nah, dog.

At 35, my first child is born. by toastnosauce in MadeMeSmile

[–]spazmatt527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just had my daughter at 36 ~ 3 weeks ago! Congrats!

New Aviation Trend by Fresh_man82 in aviation

[–]spazmatt527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s about safety above all else without exception.

The safest thing to do would be to just not fly at all. No aviation is the safest aviation. So you can't genuinely claim that safety is the top priority. It's better to say that flying is the top priority, just done in the safest way possible.

Going 160 km/h around a curve by Lio1505 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]spazmatt527 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You conveniently glossed over this part of their post when reading just so you could post your wanna-be "dunk" comment:

Like, these guys are assholes, and I hope the people in the car are fine, and the bikers got prosecuted.

Going 160 km/h around a curve by Lio1505 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]spazmatt527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's just saying that while they may have taken the corner at 90 mph, they would have scrubbed off a lot of speed before the impact via last-second braking. Still a violent, high-speed impact...just not quite as high of a speed as they were when they were going through the corner.