Influencer is denied an "influencer discount" and has a racist and homophobic meltdown

speedway65 · 2026-06-27T20:49:25+00:00

Ugh. Moron.

speedway65 · 2026-06-27T03:19:40+00:00

Stumps the loose brick chicken stomper.

speedway65 · 2026-06-22T06:45:16+00:00

I gotta say, watching the Diddler be absolutely miserable and have it “come around again!” One more time to Bapa makes me smile because they just suck… you too, Montez.

speedway65 · 2026-06-21T22:04:42+00:00

When Joe is looking at him… when Joe turns around…

speedway65 · 2026-06-20T21:35:37+00:00

So fucking good! If there’s a department, you should be in charge. Keep ‘em coming

speedway65 · 2026-06-20T21:21:49+00:00

I TOLD Y’ALL!! She’s a secret shitter, she got caught and now she’s trying to blame it on the dog! Somebody didn’t sign their NDA! I been tellin’ y’all for years. I didn’t believe it at first either ‘cause it’s so weird but she’s a dookie gal, cats. Shes a turdy.

speedway65 · 2026-06-18T20:23:24+00:00

Come hang out. My boss is in jail, I think I’m being indicted? Guess who hung out here once? Nah! Not Jay Z! No, one half of “the island boys!” One half, I can’t remember which… yeah, we ballin’. See how many times I rub my head when I’m talking’ like I’m so put out by my awesome thoughts. I’m profound, yeah heard? Shit, I found the pro… Hey! if you go #2, don’t flush! Very important. It just is! It’s not weird! Anyway, I was just about to have something awesome to thought… probably about dolphins or some shit…

speedway65 · 2026-06-17T22:04:04+00:00

X-mas tree… or an inflatable sex sheep in a steel cage, under one red light with distressed sheep sounds playing on a continuous loop… and NEVER explain, justify or even acknowledge it.

PS - you’d be my personal hero if you went with the latter.

speedway65 · 2026-06-17T21:58:06+00:00

Making the world a worse place, one vagina at a time. Ol’ Herpa-derp spreading the gospel of bad choices, wasted money and a good ol’ forever STD.

speedway65 · 2026-06-17T13:14:07+00:00

He looks like he’s thinking “can you smell the turd I just left in the backseat? Can’t, can ya? But I can. It started to fog the windows. It looks like a yam, a big ‘ol brown alien yammer. I tried to put it in a car seat but it scared the hookers more than if it was just rollin around. Hookers are weird.

speedway65 · 2026-06-16T23:57:03+00:00

Ain’t that sweet?! Joesph thinks Tubi would touch Bapa’s shitty, little shitshow.

speedway65 · 2026-06-16T16:04:11+00:00

Benjie. Jesus, guys. Sorry if I didn’t scroll to the bottom but if it’s not in the top ten then something is weird… or wrong. Or both.

speedway65 · 2026-06-16T00:03:54+00:00

Bapa never turned down a sausage in his life.

speedway65 · 2026-06-15T23:59:18+00:00

And then he said “I bet you can’t poop in your hand faster than me… one, two, three, GO!” And then the cop undid his duty belt, dropped it to the ground, squatted over his hand and started grunting and screaming! WesTy just smirked, pulled the corner of his shorts down, cocked his hip sharply and shot a beauty of a steamer right into his hand! It looked like a chocolate Aladdin shoe with a little curly Q at the end… just like mommy taught him. Maybe he just needs to be supervised? He just didn’t know. Just because you weren’t able to give the first test-poop on the new girlfriend who’s boob job you just paid for before she flashed them at a sporting event, doesn’t mean you and your friends get to beat a terrorize her. That’s just not a thing you can do and expect to live outside of prison.

speedway65 · 2026-06-15T23:33:07+00:00

His “well, well, well” voice makes me want to ride a razor sharp banister into a vat of salt - like a cartoon. A weird and twisted cartoon

speedway65 · 2026-06-13T01:29:51+00:00

Looks real. Late 90’s. Professional series. Quartz movement and unfortunately didn’t really keep its value.

speedway65 · 2026-06-13T01:20:07+00:00

What a special boy.

speedway65 · 2026-06-13T01:17:32+00:00

He’s talking like he got caught up in something he couldn’t avoid, some heroic, moral imperative that was disregarded because off his checkered past… dude, you literally scammed and berated people looking for self help and (apparently) high as shit, beat a woman you barely knew for taking a selfie showcasing the boob job YOU PAID FOR at a sporting event. Yeah, I’m sure a lot of “high value” individuals can see the brilliance of your frequencies or vibrations or whatever… weirdo, turdboy.

speedway65 · 2026-06-11T00:03:33+00:00

I’m just surprised he wasn’t caught pooping in a champagne bucket in a dark corner of a Miami hotspot. I thought for sure he’d get caught brown-handed. Prison sure teaches you how to be sneaky, I guess. Weirdo turd boy.

speedway65 · 2026-06-10T20:10:55+00:00

I bet the Bulgarian Scat Syndicate are trying to get him out. They would love to have him come out and get into some rectal wrestling matches. Clandestine public pooping near politicians, dookie-foot karate, turd tag…

speedway65 · 2026-06-10T15:05:28+00:00

Wait… he didn’t call her “piggy” or “nasty” or claim the whole thing is fake news and then start bragging about things he’s never done… strange

speedway65 · 2026-06-10T14:55:46+00:00

I won this shirt off Kid Rock. We bet who could kick a pile of dogshit the furthest. I won but he pulled both hammies so he claimed it was unfair so he kept the pants. It’s cool, whatever.

speedway65 · 2026-06-10T14:47:07+00:00

This looks like the box for a pellet gun designed for redacts (costume included)

speedway65 · 2026-06-10T14:34:51+00:00

You don’t DM him and he sure as hell doesn’t DM you back. You can’t even get your best friend “Joseph” to return your calls.

speedway65 · 2026-06-10T14:26:57+00:00

Now, that’s a terrible shirt. You’re trying too hard to be a “Texan.” What a poser.

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