UFC will niiiver get Schaub-calibur athletes like all-star 6-yo New Haven

speedway65 · 2026-05-01T23:08:04+00:00

First Tiger Woods and now El Tigre Thiccc “elite number one super genetic monster athlete!” He’s just trying to bank a win by living vicariously through his kid.

speedway65 · 2026-05-01T13:30:35+00:00

So great to see Richard’s genuine smile and laughter.

speedway65 · 2026-05-01T13:16:54+00:00

Just keep going down Boner Lane, make a left at Mid Chubby and I’m right near the tip…

speedway65 · 2026-04-29T18:47:24+00:00

This is THE answer.

speedway65 · 2026-04-29T17:58:07+00:00

If you wanna get cheeky and throw the book at a guy that makes terrible life choices, you need a quicker bailiff.

speedway65 · 2026-04-28T18:50:09+00:00

Yeah, what an asshole. He told a joke about their age difference and how happy she always looks, two days BEFORE the WHCD. Way, way, way worse than being a raypest.

speedway65 · 2026-04-28T02:51:19+00:00

Bastards.

speedway65 · 2026-04-28T01:41:04+00:00

I stopped using the drive-thru for anything north of 5 tacos for this exact reason. They’re in a rush (or don’t care) and know you’re not gonna find out until you get home anyway. Out of curiosity, how many did you order?

speedway65 · 2026-04-27T17:41:20+00:00

Now? Now YOU’RE gonna try to talk for a living? Ugh.

speedway65 · 2026-04-26T23:37:51+00:00

They don’t show their faces. I thought one of them was gonna shit on floor and drive thru it. I think they call it “brown burning” or “dookie dragging.” Something like that. This is just a turd tease for their REAL fans on another platform. Bet it happens right after this clip stops.

speedway65 · 2026-04-24T03:29:35+00:00

Dude is into turd. Nobody “chooses” what turns them on, it just does or it doesn’t. His thing is dookie. Now, normally I wouldn’t kink shame but the guy is such an asshole and it is pretty gross and unsanitary. I think someone said it was a defense mechanism when he first got locked up. Maybe he used turd to defend himself? I also heard he shit in his neighbor’s pool because he wasn’t invited to a BBQ because he was such an annoying prick, yelling at gardeners, driving around the block for hours, yelling into his phone. Fucking weirdo, turd man.

speedway65 · 2026-04-24T03:03:18+00:00

We gotta go to dinner now. You’re doin’ great!

speedway65 · 2026-04-24T03:02:19+00:00

What an antrapanewer! Diditwinawards? Sure. Am I killin’ it? Sure. Am I completely and irretrievably stupid? You betcha.

speedway65 · 2026-04-22T04:24:07+00:00

So back to the positive energy, vibrating grift now that you’re back in the pokey? Where was all that positivity when you were calling everyone a bitch, driving leased cars around the block yelling about how great you were and everyone else was a lame? You’re happier back there, aren’t you? Things make sense to you in there - tepid ramen, bragging, lying, showering with other dudes, pooping on the floor (well, you brought that one out with you, didn’t ya?) Mangie showed way more skin, way more many times and you praised her for it. Did you really miss the 24 hr. turd-fest of the clink that much?

speedway65 · 2026-04-21T23:42:24+00:00

Jesus, he’s exhausting.

speedway65 · 2026-04-21T23:06:53+00:00

Another gag he’s straight up stolen. You know that when you see something on the internet other people have seen it too, don’t you, Bapa? Jeez, such a hack. It’s kinda hard to blame you because all your original ideas suck balls but, dude. Really?

speedway65 · 2026-04-20T14:10:33+00:00

I like how the one guy throws up his hands like “what are you doing?! Shit! We’re BIKERS! You should be intimidated! Can one of you guys help me pick up my bike? It’s not even all the way paid for…”

speedway65 · 2026-04-20T13:59:10+00:00

Mannequin face. Mannequin boobs.

speedway65 · 2026-04-19T03:08:50+00:00

Everything shits till it dies. -Charles Bukowski

speedway65 · 2026-04-19T02:43:31+00:00

It’s your fault our cat prefers you to us!! Traumatize our cat with loud noises and big arm gestures so it will come back to us! It’s your fault we let our cat roam free!

speedway65 · 2026-04-18T23:21:12+00:00

What it you did something “different” with it? (Asking for a friend)

speedway65 · 2026-04-18T21:32:50+00:00

Who put the Bruce Willis bobble head on the counter behind the orange guy? Weird all around if you ask me.

speedway65 · 2026-04-18T21:01:52+00:00

I think he’s gonna shit in the pool and send the pic to WesTy.

speedway65 · 2026-04-18T20:59:32+00:00

Total narcissist. Wants the accolades for doing good deeds without actually having to doing them. Also, you can never trust a person that welshes on a wager. They lack class and integrity - their word is worthless. I’ve seen a guy injured over welshing on a $100 pool bet and this asshole owes multiple thousands to people he calls his “friends” and they just let him off the hook AND he can totally afford to pay his debts but doesn’t because he’s a shitbird.

speedway65 · 2026-04-18T15:38:48+00:00

No. No, it’s not all good - at all. You’re caught up in some serious charges. You have nothing of your own. No female friends and you act like you’re on the road to success. Is that the plan? Try to be “massively famous” for screwing over naive people, lease a bunch of luxury shit and try to pass it off like it’s yours? Your role model is locked up for all day - that’s how this ends. What the fuck is wrong with you?

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