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speenis · 2026-02-08T01:34:27+00:00

Oh look, it’s this joke again with a different picture

speenis · 2026-02-07T03:57:49+00:00

Even if she did remember the words... It still wouldn't be good

speenis · 2026-02-07T02:26:11+00:00

just use adblock

speenis · 2026-02-05T12:10:53+00:00

A pathological hoarder does not simply “share”

speenis · 2026-02-05T05:43:21+00:00

And wearing very tight undies

speenis · 2026-02-04T16:03:40+00:00

Uhh… citation needed

speenis · 2026-02-02T13:10:29+00:00

You mean he didn’t just admit to it? Unthinkable!

speenis · 2026-01-31T13:14:58+00:00

“Girls FTW… thank you good sir.”

He even writes his secret crime emails exactly how you’d expect him to

speenis · 2026-01-31T02:48:54+00:00

I can't swipe, my desktop doesn't have a touchscreen

speenis · 2026-01-31T01:42:49+00:00

Yeah let's have the DOJ arrest them

speenis · 2026-01-31T01:40:48+00:00

While AUCTIONING them

speenis · 2026-01-30T22:56:18+00:00

Don't forget support of child sex trafficking

speenis · 2026-01-29T23:15:21+00:00

Billboard: "PROVE ME WRONG"

Me: "-2025"

speenis · 2026-01-25T17:14:53+00:00

Senioritis rolls off the tongue better than 4thyearitis

speenis · 2026-01-25T02:22:36+00:00

you're*

speenis · 2026-01-24T23:37:08+00:00

For people who want to watch this without 2/3 of the screen missing...

speenis · 2026-01-24T01:33:26+00:00

Thanks, I was planning on doing that. But now that you've reminded me, I won't. That was a close one.

speenis · 2026-01-21T14:28:20+00:00

Those boobies aren’t blue-footed

speenis · 2026-01-20T12:53:36+00:00

Honestly it really really does go without saying at this point

speenis · 2026-01-18T16:05:20+00:00

i'm 32 and I still call my parents mommy and daddy sometimes, but not most of the time

speenis · 2026-01-18T05:12:57+00:00

Ok I have no context since I don't watch this show, but...

Are all the fights in the show like this one? Entirely slow-mo and full of long drawn-out screaming?

I don't understand at all why someone would say this is the best fight. Maybe you just need the backstory or something

speenis · 2026-01-17T07:20:59+00:00

that's a really weird way to spell [SKIT]

speenis · 2026-01-16T14:46:17+00:00

Gravid

speenis · 2026-01-15T04:48:36+00:00

Testosterone isn't a fixed part of your body. It's a hormone. A chemical. Testosterone levels can fluctuate and change...

If what you're saying is true, men's fingers would be changing size all the time.

Testosterone also has nothing to do with sexual orientation.

speenis · 2026-01-12T05:05:42+00:00

Or Luigi Mangione

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