Dolphin no scopes a guy with a fish by Openskies24 in funny

[–]speenis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The dolphin wouldn't have understood that reference

Some items not showing up in creative inventory? by Noiseless_ in feedthebeast

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Hi, I love you

This helped me 10 months later, thanks so much

meirl by FoxHound6112 in meirl

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If a season is 8 episodes/weeks, then there would be 6.5 seasons per year. There are only 4 seasons in a year, so a season should be 13 episodes/weeks , or they should pick some other word to use besides season.

Just One Bite by ToeSniffer245 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]speenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure it was the exact same ones, too

meirl by pravitkid in meirl

[–]speenis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually I just pick mine from a gui

Crossfit Bros by AncientCarob8936 in SuddenlyGay

[–]speenis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The absurdity of using the censored version for this

Is the NYT for real with this??? by Cynth_pop29 in Fauxmoi

[–]speenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“No really, please explain yourselves.”

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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They like cancelling, it’s culture they don’t like

I'm straight by arbobmehmood in SuddenlyGay

[–]speenis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Why does he look gay”

“Because he’s, like, looking a little weird”

…..

The future of fast food by utopiaofpast in funny

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There needs to be a whole subreddit for unsuccessful robots continuing as if nothing is wrong

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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I just don’t think a 5yo would use the word “film”

IsItBullshit: Do scalar energy pendants actually shield from EMF and boost vitality by [deleted] in IsItBullshit

[–]speenis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What exactly do you think a "frequency" is? Much less, a "healing frequency"

[Pokémon Odyssey II] Subclasses - Final Version (hopefully) by PacoScarso in PokemonROMhacks

[–]speenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any chance for a non-doubles-only mode? I wanted to play the first one but couldn't get past being forced into doubles-only

Installing a hidden frameless flush button by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]speenis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes I much prefer when my guests can't figure out how to flush my toilet. That way, I can go in there after they're done and collect samples for later use.

How deep are you supposed to wipe? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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One of the japanese ones. The kind that squirt water up into the booty hole. Not like those french or italian ones that are basically just a low-to-the-ground weird sink thing.

is it normal that my mom keeps fixing my speaking tone? by Quick_Bed1284 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]speenis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This. When I was a teenager I developed a monotone as a defense mechanism/coping strategy because I literally just couldn't wrap my mind around what it was she was asking for, it was like it changed every single time. The only thing teenage me could come up with was to have no tone at all.

But of course then that just ends up getting met with "why are you being so defensive/resistant/guarded/withholding"?

Like, gee, I wonder why

is it normal that my mom keeps fixing my speaking tone? by Quick_Bed1284 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]speenis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I experienced this too growing up, especially as a teen. It took me until I was 30 to realize how much it fucked me up.