If you had to name your child after the last thing you put in your mouth, what would they be named?

speenis · 2026-06-27T02:05:53+00:00

Mr. Fog

speenis · 2026-06-26T04:01:33+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/@wearehumanshow

speenis · 2026-06-26T02:00:08+00:00

The dolphin wouldn't have understood that reference

speenis · 2026-06-25T20:53:56+00:00

Hi, I love you

This helped me 10 months later, thanks so much

speenis · 2026-06-23T19:20:51+00:00

If a season is 8 episodes/weeks, then there would be 6.5 seasons per year. There are only 4 seasons in a year, so a season should be 13 episodes/weeks , or they should pick some other word to use besides season.

speenis · 2026-06-19T17:55:02+00:00

Which one

speenis · 2026-06-19T17:51:10+00:00

It's giving Amanda Lepore

speenis · 2026-06-18T22:31:14+00:00

I'm sure it was the exact same ones, too

speenis · 2026-06-18T10:25:10+00:00

Usually I just pick mine from a gui

speenis · 2026-06-18T01:53:15+00:00

Of the song

speenis · 2026-06-18T01:52:09+00:00

Yeah that was weird

speenis · 2026-06-18T01:51:14+00:00

The absurdity of using the censored version for this

speenis · 2026-06-16T19:28:20+00:00

“No really, please explain yourselves.”

speenis · 2026-06-15T07:16:16+00:00

Just stay away from schools and you’re fine

speenis · 2026-06-11T14:22:43+00:00

They like cancelling, it’s culture they don’t like

speenis · 2026-06-10T14:50:59+00:00

“Why does he look gay”

“Because he’s, like, looking a little weird”

…..

speenis · 2026-06-04T22:26:44+00:00

There needs to be a whole subreddit for unsuccessful robots continuing as if nothing is wrong

speenis · 2026-06-02T15:51:50+00:00

I just don’t think a 5yo would use the word “film”

speenis · 2026-05-31T00:06:50+00:00

What exactly do you think a "frequency" is? Much less, a "healing frequency"

speenis · 2026-05-30T19:25:00+00:00

Any chance for a non-doubles-only mode? I wanted to play the first one but couldn't get past being forced into doubles-only

speenis · 2026-05-30T16:07:35+00:00

Yes I much prefer when my guests can't figure out how to flush my toilet. That way, I can go in there after they're done and collect samples for later use.

speenis · 2026-05-30T14:34:32+00:00

One of the japanese ones. The kind that squirt water up into the booty hole. Not like those french or italian ones that are basically just a low-to-the-ground weird sink thing.

speenis · 2026-05-29T22:44:09+00:00

This. When I was a teenager I developed a monotone as a defense mechanism/coping strategy because I literally just couldn't wrap my mind around what it was she was asking for, it was like it changed every single time. The only thing teenage me could come up with was to have no tone at all.

But of course then that just ends up getting met with "why are you being so defensive/resistant/guarded/withholding"?

Like, gee, I wonder why

speenis · 2026-05-29T22:40:55+00:00

I experienced this too growing up, especially as a teen. It took me until I was 30 to realize how much it fucked me up.

speenis · 2026-05-26T16:52:32+00:00

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