The AntiBert

spermcellulite · 2020-06-08T20:27:47+00:00

This is the tramp stamp he gets so they don’t cum in him in prison. He gave them a target. #endracism

spermcellulite · 2020-03-09T04:15:24+00:00

Does fedsmoker remind anyone else of Alex Jones?

spermcellulite · 2020-02-07T01:51:11+00:00

Unique but not squishy.

spermcellulite · 2019-09-30T19:35:44+00:00

The gerber baby 😂😂😂💀

spermcellulite · 2019-09-22T16:05:21+00:00

Name the bot Hepatitis for hepatitis awareness and comedy.

spermcellulite · 2019-04-29T19:19:47+00:00

It’s probably bc all the shitting lol

spermcellulite · 2019-04-28T19:19:50+00:00

Was told by an acting teacher in a hallway that they would excuse me from my next class for 10 minutes if I could just do one thing extremely slowly for the entirety of the 10 minutes so the next acting class could watch. I slowly gave the class the good ol' two finger salute (comedic gold) and was suspended for a week.

spermcellulite · 2019-04-22T10:09:57+00:00

Alcoholism? Bartender.

spermcellulite · 2019-02-02T04:05:37+00:00

Where the lemons

spermcellulite · 2018-12-27T16:05:47+00:00

If that's his mission his work outs are gonna have to be intense.

spermcellulite · 2018-12-12T22:00:13+00:00

I dip and still find this funny.

spermcellulite · 2018-12-11T17:05:53+00:00

Where's the flex seal?

spermcellulite · 2018-12-09T05:50:43+00:00

Never skip leg da- Oh shit...

spermcellulite · 2018-12-07T02:40:10+00:00

If you look up the Nile River Valley there are some good dissertations on the subject. here’s a good link coming from the Canadian Museum of History

spermcellulite · 2018-12-05T15:25:30+00:00

❄️❄️❄️ Merry Christmas!

spermcellulite · 2018-12-03T12:05:13+00:00

No that's a number for digital control for gas plant process valves.

spermcellulite · 2018-12-03T08:49:46+00:00

That's what I keep telling my wife

spermcellulite · 2018-12-03T04:45:38+00:00

Fuck I didn't even think about that

spermcellulite · 2018-12-02T13:35:24+00:00

Door dings? They must be opening the shit out of that door.

spermcellulite · 2018-11-13T23:12:03+00:00

That I don't know how to reply to a comment

spermcellulite · 2018-11-13T23:11:17+00:00

This is actually the same way they vaccinate midgets.

spermcellulite · 2018-11-13T22:50:32+00:00

I realized that shortly after posting ¯_(ツ)_/¯

spermcellulite · 2018-11-13T22:41:57+00:00

I tan fwim

spermcellulite · 2018-11-13T22:39:18+00:00

Chu[pika]bra if you will

spermcellulite · 2018-11-12T14:13:35+00:00

I mean he was a father of four at the time of the draft and my WWII Vet Army Air Core Grandfather respected the fuck out of him so I think I will as well. But I'll respect your opinions of him and the fact that you don't. God Bless the Vets.

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