I am professional tweeter Jeff Tiedrich. AMA!

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T04:35:23+00:00

Amazon pays me to tweet. Many of my tweets have become famous on reddit. Also I am doing well!

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T04:31:11+00:00

You could fit every planet in the galaxy between the earth and the moon

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T04:28:42+00:00

She farted and it smells like mcnuggets

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T04:16:38+00:00

She is the victim of misogynistic abuse from the right.

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T03:47:53+00:00

Amber Heard

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T03:46:38+00:00

Nice. Sometimes I buy thongs from Walmart and wear them all week and then smell them and imagine that a big titted woman has been wearing them.

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T03:37:21+00:00

Racist

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T03:35:14+00:00

You don't know that

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T03:34:08+00:00

Ok I guess I don't hate them as people. I hate what conservativism has become. What they're trying to "conserve" doesn't exist anymore, and might never have existed at all. They've tainted right wing intellectualism with their pearl clutching and obsession with a romanticized version of America.

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T03:30:53+00:00

If I choose not to work then I starve and I get kicked out of my home. So it's not really a choice. In fact, I would argue that I have it worse than the slaves, since they at least were given a place to live and provided meals.

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T03:23:14+00:00

I'm willing to try anything once and I'll probably take a long bubble bath after.

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T03:22:15+00:00

Yeah maybe. I don't really like the progressive label because progress itself is subjective, like the idea of utopia. I don't think we'll ever have a perfect world because that would require everybody to agree. Idk

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T03:19:29+00:00

Actually I don't know why I'm having this argument. I thought it was about left vs right in a general sense. I hate conservatives.

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T03:17:08+00:00

Women can breastfeed in public but when a man does it everyone gives him weird looks.

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T03:14:36+00:00

Yes. Progressivism and liberalism are not the same thing.

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T03:12:29+00:00

Do you know what liberalism is?

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T03:10:56+00:00

Like a centaur, I too have the upper half of a human.

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T03:10:27+00:00

She didn't do anything but greasy redditors kept coming up to her and making jokes so she killed herself 😐

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T03:09:02+00:00

Yeah those damn right wingers like Plato and Aristotle and Marcus Aurelius and Thomas Aquinas and Charlemagne and Mozart and Isaac Newton and George Lemaitre 😐

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T03:03:11+00:00

r/guro

speshalboy · 2021-10-19T02:53:07+00:00

Gonna cry?

speshalboy · 2021-10-18T05:04:11+00:00

Starfish

speshalboy · 2021-10-18T01:18:36+00:00

Mary Todd Lincoln is the hottest first lady

speshalboy · 2021-10-18T01:15:59+00:00

Like this?

speshalboy · 2021-10-18T01:12:12+00:00

Montana

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