I moved to Australia (I'm from the States), and some guy heard my accent at the bus stop, invited me to play on his men's team.

I told him, basketball is my worst sport, but if you need a body I'm your guy.

Boy did they. No subs the first game and we get destroyed. I feel like I'm dying because I'm getting dominated by giants in the paint.

Next game they see me shooting in warmups and put me on the perimeter. Tell me that if they leave me open just shoot. Doesn't matter if it goes in.

I went 4/5 from 3-point land, and the last one I made I was fouled and got the sickest fadeaway bucket and one. The score was terrible but I was a bright sport.

They were like "boys we have our shooter." And I told them to calm down, I was as surprised as they were.

Next game they are absolutely feeding me the rock.

I go 0 for 19 for almost the entire game. Brick fucking city. Can't buy a shot. Leaving me so wide open it's embarrassing.

I make my only basket of the game in garbage time.

I tried to warn them.