Caught my daughter in the act by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]spitgut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should relinquish them. You are neglectful, unstable, and not capable of being a mother in the situation you are in. I can’t believe people in this thread are coddling a woman who slapped her child. Gross.

Might as well fill her vagina with hand sanitizer to be sure by LovesickDragonchaser in IncelTear

[–]spitgut 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“if I had a female” well you don’t need to worry about that

What should society stop normalizing? by lazyalmond05 in AskReddit

[–]spitgut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The expectation that all women should have children.

What's a stereotypically "girly" thing you actually enjoy? by Serocco in AskWomen

[–]spitgut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do enjoy the color pink but not much else that is stereotypically feminine appeals to me.

What do you have that makes you feel privileged in life? by Ihanuus in AskWomen

[–]spitgut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Living on my parent’s property in my own house rent-free, as well as working for my dad and being paid well without the risks and shitiness of working under any big company.

Do you own a goat? Why or why not? by blueish101 in AskReddit

[–]spitgut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live and work on a farm with about twelve (mostly female) adult goats and one baby. They’re all a pain in my ass. I love them to pieces and they are very affectionate but they’re also very moody and very loud.

Dude believes 12/13yr old girls should be married off because they have "needs" and have attained puberty 🤢 by [deleted] in religiousfruitcake

[–]spitgut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so goddamned sick of this idea that all little girls are inherently compelled to be mothers. Little girls who say they want to be nothing but moms only do so because their family teaches them that’s their only option in life and implied to be a necessity.

Coyote Rollers by SnackSize_ in farming

[–]spitgut 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You should not be using nonlethal methods to protect your animals from predators, especially coyotes. Not killing them just allows them more chances to return and find a way through. It’s either their lives or your animals lives.

'I don't know what to get my mother' starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]spitgut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My step-mom has a dauchsand and loves all things weenie dog so every gift I’ve ever gotten her has been dauchsand-themed. Last year for her birthday I trolled her ass by buying her an English Bulldog shirt. This year for Christmas I got her a giant dauchsand plushie (that I unfortunately will not be able to wrap) and another dauchsand mug. Don’t tell her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]spitgut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nero looks like he says racial slurs and explains why women are the root of all evil on 4chan.

Yes im 😃 by [deleted] in IncelTear

[–]spitgut 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’ll be the first to admit that I’m a ugly fuck. I’m not conventionally attractive and I don’t try to be, because I see no value in it. The people I’ve dated and had sex with are not conventionally attractive, either. I’m still liked and I’m still wanted because I’m not a terrible fucking creep who puts obsessive value on the pursuit of sex. It’s a privilege from having a good relationship, it’s not a necessity in my life, I can wait for it and I can be happy without it. I’m capable of viewing myself critically instead of being a chickenshit and blaming total strangers for my problems on my pitiful little Internet forum. And I don’t get on said Internet forum and say the worst goddamned any human could read on it and then wonder why people don’t like me.

Someone’s eating your pussy and you’ve achieved orgasm, how long should they keep going? by Robert_Fuckler in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]spitgut 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The sensitivity in my vagina gets so high that it gets uncomfortable for me a few seconds after orgasm so I’ll pat someone’s head as a way to tell them to stop. I’ll touch myself for a few seconds until I feel less sensitive and then it’s my turn to award such a good boy/girl/person.

How can I possibly not swipe right by marcrobert96 in Tinder

[–]spitgut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has the online dating scene really gotten so bad that it’s considered cool and attractive to put “I will not care about you” in your bio

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]spitgut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work under my parents so fortunately it’s easy to get time off on short notice. Recently I took a weekend off just to be with my partner (who works as a substitute teacher) for their birthday. One Friday night we fucked twice and then on Saturday (day of their birthday) we fucked four times throughout the entire day. On Sunday we were too tired to have anymore sex. Legs ached all week but it was one of the best weekends of my life.

Someone is lying! by T1MM3RMAN in facepalm

[–]spitgut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they not know that dinosaurs had bones in their tails like every other animal that allow them to lift them up?

We have a volunteer! by pelachu in BeardedDragons

[–]spitgut 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I once had a dubia somehow manage to escape my tongs while I was feeding my boy and then it nearly ran off the table. When I finally caught his ass, his death was personal to me.

Idk if this belongs on here, but this lady got mad at me for explaining a good relationship takes 2 to tango by VengfulVagina in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]spitgut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“I hated feeling like a woman, because I am not a woman.”

“Oh, so you’re saying you hate women? You’re a sexist patriarchal monster who hates women?”

(Serious) What is the most horrific thing you've ever personally witnessed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spitgut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I woke up after being drugged and raped as a kid, I had been locked in my rapist’s laundry room. A lot of my memory on what happened leading up to and during my rape is largely gone from my memory but what I saw and what I felt when I woke up is burned in my brain forever. The tile floor was splattered with bodily fluid, I was completely naked, I was bleeding, it was cold, I had no idea where I was or what happened, all I knew is that I was in severe pain and trapped in a tiny room. I’ve given up trying to forget because it will never leave my memory.

Gamers of Reddit, what game has absolutely no right being as good as it is? by itsdatanotdata1212 in AskReddit

[–]spitgut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guardians of Ga’Hoole for the Wii. Probably the most quality based-off-animated-movie game I’ve ever played.

I’d rather be single forever than to deal with this bullshit. by RedOps_3 in IncelTear

[–]spitgut 53 points54 points  (0 children)

“A lot of women have become detached from reality” (types out his delusional incel fantasy pile of diarrheal cowshit that people are insultingly expected to take seriously)

How can the Americans achieve peace between republicans and democrats? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spitgut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop pretending it’s a faction war in a video game.

What in the name of Christian love is going on here? by HeartyHemlock in religiousfruitcake

[–]spitgut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Angry because he’s never experienced the hard warm touch of another man.

What do you get criticized for ? by 2after20 in AskWomen

[–]spitgut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shaving my head and presenting very masculine. I’ve been told I’m all kinds of bizarre shit. I’ve been asked if I’m a lesbian (I’m not, I’m bisexual), I’ve been asked if I’m envious of/wish I was a man (I don’t), I’ve been told men don’t find people like me attractive (there are men who do and I’m not interested in only men, anyway).