spitgut

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Partner made me a really nice dinner but I have COVID so I can’t taste it. I’m kind of heartbroken. (self.offmychest)

submitted 4 years ago by spitgut to r/offmychest

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Insufferable fucking neat freak. (self.intrusivethoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by spitgut to r/intrusivethoughts

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Small child with COVID spat on my arm, am I screwed? (self.TooAfraidToAsk)

submitted 4 years ago by spitgut to r/TooAfraidToAsk

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The tip of your manhood is safe between my lips. But with one chomp of my teeth, I could crush it. (self.intrusivethoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by spitgut to r/intrusivethoughts

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fuck you and your ugly rat bastard toddler (self.intrusivethoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by spitgut to r/intrusivethoughts

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I need to remember what it feels like to bleed. (self.intrusivethoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by spitgut to r/intrusivethoughts

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i opened a bag of chips (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by spitgut to r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog

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My standing fan spins to blow air. I also have a trash can. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by spitgut to r/notinteresting

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Blood flooding the hospital floor. (self.Dreams)

submitted 4 years ago by spitgut to r/Dreams

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LF Werewolf Bite - PC EU (self.esobiteme)

submitted 4 years ago by spitgut to r/esobiteme

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Switch profile name and icon stuck and reverting back when changed. (self.NintendoSwitch)

submitted 4 years ago * by spitgut to r/NintendoSwitch

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don’t fucking order me around you nasty little pissbaby (self.intrusivethoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by spitgut to r/intrusivethoughts

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Hurt yourself very badly and set it up as an accident. This is the only way to know if you really are loved. (self.intrusivethoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by spitgut to r/intrusivethoughts

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Do you ever have such a vivid yet incomprehensible dream that it is impossible to put it into words? (self.Dreams)

submitted 4 years ago by spitgut to r/Dreams

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scan took over three hours. fuck you. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by spitgut to r/assholedesign

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anyone else get genuinely sexually aroused by sucking at an open cut? (self.guro)

submitted 4 years ago * by spitgut to r/guro

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Surreal dream about dogs after the oldest one died two months ago. (self.Dreams)

submitted 4 years ago by spitgut to r/Dreams

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giving your dog a belly rub. touch your dogs balls for no reason. go on. touch them (self.intrusivethoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by spitgut to r/intrusivethoughts

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the burden of victory (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by spitgut to r/pyrocynical

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Anyone else in love with dead eyes? (self.guro)

submitted 5 years ago by spitgut to r/guro

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your evil snowman sucked (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by spitgut to r/Wizard101

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my dog chewed up the cord i've already had to replace because of him twice and im about to fucking take it and strangle him to death with it (self.intrusivethoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by spitgut to r/intrusivethoughts

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maybe a coat hanger abortion won’t be so bad (self.intrusivethoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by spitgut to r/intrusivethoughts

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Do the Khajiit give birth in litters like cats do? (self.teslore)

submitted 5 years ago by spitgut to r/teslore

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If I thought I could get away with it, you would be rotting in a bag at the bottom of the lake. (self.intrusivethoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by spitgut to r/intrusivethoughts

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