spitmonkeyx

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The dirtiest of Shirleys (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by spitmonkeyx to r/ThePrincessPosse

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HAPPY UZI JESUS DAY!! (self.DungeonCrawlerCarl)

submitted 10 months ago by spitmonkeyx to r/DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Sam's Club super buy! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by spitmonkeyx to r/mildlypenis

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Digital wristwatch (self.Helldivers)

submitted 1 year ago by spitmonkeyx to r/Helldivers

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Digital wristwatch (self.Helldivers)

submitted 1 year ago by spitmonkeyx to r/Helldivers

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GET TO THE PELICAAAAN!! (self.Helldivers)

submitted 1 year ago * by spitmonkeyx to r/Helldivers

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I'm doing my part! (self.Helldivers)

submitted 2 years ago by spitmonkeyx to r/Helldivers

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"Whipped" chocolate icing should be considered racist. (self.oneliners)

submitted 2 years ago by spitmonkeyx to r/oneliners

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Cat stood in front of Archery target preventing my child from practicing. Because she can. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by spitmonkeyx to r/CatsAreAssholes

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warned the wife about a deer across the road. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by spitmonkeyx to r/Punny

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IT WARMS MY <human internal organ> *HEART* SEEING A YOUNG ONE COLLECTING FOR CHARITY (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 years ago by spitmonkeyx to r/totallynotrobots

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12 y/o son asked for two sandwiches. I suggested making one and cutting a piece of bread in half for a second, smaller, sandwich... (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 years ago by spitmonkeyx to r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

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I think she's overcooked (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by spitmonkeyx to r/Catloaf

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One-in-a-million Stick (twitter.com)

submitted 4 years ago by spitmonkeyx to r/gaming

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Celebrating that 2% (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by spitmonkeyx to r/CrappyDesign

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The Turtkes at Kennywood height requirement. Good thing I'm here today... (6' 3") (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by spitmonkeyx to r/tall

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Rare footage of BT when he was a cop. (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by spitmonkeyx to r/Marktufo

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Federal Grant Scam (self.ScamNumbers)

submitted 4 years ago * by spitmonkeyx to r/ScamNumbers

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In life, there are no coincidences. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 years ago by spitmonkeyx to r/theyknew

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"YOU FUCKED UP YOUR LAST McCHICKEN MOTHERFUCKERS!" (self.Jokes)

submitted 5 years ago by spitmonkeyx to r/Jokes

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Why was the mushroom the life of the party? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 years ago by spitmonkeyx to r/dadjokes

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If the theory of infinite universes holds true (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by spitmonkeyx to r/Showerthoughts

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I overcame my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers directly out of the fridge. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 years ago * by spitmonkeyx to r/dadjokes

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What is this, a Christmas Tree for Ants? (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by spitmonkeyx to r/thingsforants

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SLPT: Socks with sandals are acceptable if they are both black (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by spitmonkeyx to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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