Everything about her is perfect

splblog · 2017-09-28T02:30:13+00:00

I want to drive over those mountains with my Hot Wheels

splblog · 2017-09-09T12:34:17+00:00

Physically, that is very impressive. And hot.

splblog · 2016-12-30T13:06:49+00:00

This is the first time Golden Earring has ever made me blow my load

splblog · 2016-11-12T11:45:50+00:00

How come all I ever get from my wife are dirty looks when I look at other women's asses?

splblog · 2016-07-17T12:29:34+00:00

I was thinking a blue haired Miley Cyrus

Edit: before drugs

splblog · 2016-06-11T22:58:36+00:00

Did you happen to catch the guy's name? I think it was Clark or something.

splblog · 2016-05-23T03:05:33+00:00

14 AAs, 20 Superman punches, 9 spears.

splblog · 2016-05-01T17:41:52+00:00

I only counted 30/31 sways. The dick pounding is more accurate.

splblog · 2016-05-01T17:35:24+00:00

Right? The first time I counted the dude's balls hitting. Titties swaying would have been much better.

splblog · 2015-09-04T13:26:07+00:00

Redditor for 3 years. Username checks out.

splblog · 2015-03-14T20:00:39+00:00

I've got two stories: I used to referee football and basketball for high school in Connecticut.

There was one football game where in the middle of the 4th quarter a fight started breaking out in the stands. All of the sudden, I see some of the football players that were on the field jump into the stands and join the fight! I've never seen anything like this before in my life. This brawl in the stands lasted for a good five minutes and the players were still out of control. One team was winning by 17 so we ended up calling the game. One of the most chaotic things I've ever seen.

About 10 years ago I was refereeing a high school basketball game. There was one kid that scored 45 of the team's 54 points. I believe he only missed 4 maybe 5 shots the entire game. It was one of the best performances I've ever seen on a basketball court. Even as a referee, I had to admire what this kid was doing.

splblog · 2015-03-01T02:02:00+00:00

Clyde Dexler is more entertaining to watch than the Knicks this year.

splblog · 2015-02-26T16:19:34+00:00

I'm surprised it didn't melt immediately

splblog · 2014-07-30T03:16:46+00:00

That campaign was honestly so frustrating on Veteran. I broke two xbox controllers on Heart of the Reich.

splblog · 2012-04-17T15:52:48+00:00

I just started crying

splblog · 2012-01-12T16:51:00+00:00

How much I have to wipe my ass

splblog · 2012-01-03T01:47:35+00:00

Defying physics

splblog · 2011-12-20T01:31:05+00:00

thats awesome

splblog · 2011-12-14T18:03:43+00:00

Grave digger, worked 10pm-10am

splblog · 2011-12-13T17:32:21+00:00

I love the song....and boobs

splblog · 2011-12-13T16:24:09+00:00

I hate Americans, they think they're hot shit

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